1. Would the government be so kind as to let you get by without paying your taxes and even go so far as to give you millions of dollars? It does to those major corporations who lay-off American workers and move into other countries to hire foreigners who will do the work for a fraction of the price everyday! "For the people" my ass!!!
2. People who purposely talk like 'the ladies man' from Saturday Night Live. I've had to listen to this shit for years now and not once has it gotten any funnier!
3. Those right-winged conservatives and ignorant rednecks who have done nothing but bad mouth the Muslim religion since September 11th but have never said a damn thing when the KKK or any other homeland extremist group do acts of evil in the name of Christianity.
4. The mindless dickheads I'm forced to put up with every time the people who usually go to the local hip-hop clubs on college night decide that they would like a change of scenery and end up at the bar that
I always hang out at!
5. Look guys.....either tuck in all of your shirt or
don't tuck it in at all! This 'just the front' trend has got to stop!
6. The way nascar fans drive on Sundays after they just watched a race. Look shithead, you're not 'drafting'....you're riding my
ass! That number 3 sticker in your window doesn't mean shit to me nor does it
excuse your driving so
SLOW DOWN!
7. Or how about this one. . . . have you ever got
stuck behind someone going 10
mph in the left lane and then see that they have a
nascar sticker on their
bumper. You'd better belive that I'm mad as shit
when I'm forced to deal with
this fucking moron too!