You Pole Danncin' Piece O' Shit


Well, this story starts out like most Hub-Bub stories. It was a Sunday night and my girlfriend Shannon and her best friend and I were spending time at Frank-n-Stein's getting drunk and shooting pool. It was a normal night at steins, all the local punk rawk kids were there. Jeff was walking around filming things that went on. Derrick and I fucked around a little bit 'til my shoe somehow ended up flying across the bar. Peck was being his sociable self walking around talking as Action-man and Pat Day sat at the bar with Nate and Bart.
Anyhow, the night went on and the beer flow increased. I was shooting pool with Derrick when this REDNECK LOOKING BIKER GUY walked in and sat down across the pool table that Shannon and Chris were playing on. I didn't pay much attention to the guy cause I thought he was there with his girlfriend. Well, I happened to look over at this redneck and he was talking to my girlfriend. I went over afterwards to see if she was okay. She said "yeah, he gave me money for the jukebox." I didn't think anything of it. She went and played some tunes, I think one of them was Social Distortion's 'ball and chain'( no David Allen Coe this time fella's). Well, Derrick and I were kicking some ass at pool and Chris and Shannon were playing the redneck and his girlfriend.
An hour or so had passed by and the redneck was calling it quits but before he was to go, he thought he would buy Shannon a beer. That didn't bother me at all, it was what happened soon after. Right before he leaves he stopped to talk to Shannon again. This time he hands her what looked like a normal business card and carries on a conversation with her for a few minutes. Shannon then walked up to me and handed me the card. "Look" she said. I read the first few words "Exotic Dancing". I was filled with rage!
I read on a little more, it read something along the lines of "exotic arousing private dancing and escort service. I tore the fucking card up before I could read the name of the place!
I was fucking pissed to no end. I turned around to find the guy cause I was about to kick in his fucking skull (or at least try to). Shannon grabbed a hold of me and told me no. She was pissed too but thought that it would be better to just blow it off. By the time I talked it out with Shannon, that fucker was gone. She then told me his name, John. So listen up Johnny-Boy, you redneck, pole dancing, piece of shit. I don't give a fuck what you do in your own time, but if you want to find girls to dance for you at your establishment, don't go looking for them. Put an ad out or something. Don't go playing Mr. nice guy buying girls drinks and then ask them if they wanna dance.
Listen, I like women just as much as the next guy, but I find exotic dancing degrading to women. Women are NOT sex objects. They are not here to get us beer and fuck us at the snap of our fingers.
Yeah, I have something for you too Teen magazine, Seventeen, MTV Fashion, and VH1 Fashion; You all can fucking die! I am sick of you brainwashing women that they all have to look like supermodels. You women that spend your whole life trying to look good and keep up with fashion defeat the whole point of the Women's Rights Movement. You are fucking worthless to the whole world if all you do is sit around and worry about how you look.
I have ranted long enough so I will end this up with this. Johnny, you inbred, pole dancing piece of shit, I'll have a few words with you at a later time. As for the corporate fashion fucks, one day the world will wake up and tell you to piss off (well, at least in my world). Take care of yourselves and the scene. OI, OI, Oi! --TJ