Dumb Questions from Issue #3

We did our next interview this month with a guy we met in the local Kroger grocery store. His name is Aaron Tindell and he is a Vietnam vet. He was a medic in the war and says that he still has nightmares about some of the shit he's seen. He was pretty drunk when we were interviewing him so some of his answers doesn't match the questions which, makes for good reading.

1. HB: Who do you think would win a fight between David Hasslehoff and William Shatner?
AT: Mike Tyson.

2. HB: What is the most people you have ever been in a car with?
AT: Do you know why Mike Tyson crys during sex? Mase.

3. HB: What is the first thing you do when you wake up?
AT: That depends how drunk I am from the night before.

4. HB: If you could sleep with one famous person who would it be?
AT: Marilyn Monroe, before that damn Kennedy got ahold of her.

5. HB: Where is the weirdest place you have ever have ever had to use the bathroom when there was no bathroom?
AT: If assholes could fly Scioto County would be an Airport.

6. HB: What is one thing you have done while drunk that you regret?
AT: My right fist and arm have both been in there.

7. HB: Would you rather be stupid and beautiful or smart and ugly?
AT: My IQ is bigger than my hat size.

8. HB: What is the craziest thing you have ever done for money?
AT: I got drunk and went to church and sung gospel songs.

9. HB: Who is the ugliest person you've seen naked?
AT: My ex-wife, sometimes we would have sex.

10. HB: If you were invisible for a day where would you go, and what would you do?
AT: I would go to heaven and meet Eric Clapton.