Our next interview was with a lovely girl named Lindsey. Most of her answers are straight and to the point. I really like her answer to number three.
1. HubBub: What is the dumbest injury you've ever had?
Lindsey: I was fucked up on pain pills and tried to run. I fell and broke two fingers.
2. HubBub: What is the worst thing you've ever tasted?
Lindsey: Cum from a guy who didn't have a good diet.
3. HubBub: What is a dream you've had that you would love to have come true?
Lindsey: I dreamed I had sex with a 12 year old boy scout.
4. HubBub: If you were a pornstar what would your name be, provided it had something to do with your specialty?
Lindsey: Buffy Blowjob.
5. HubBub: What is a nickname you've given the male genitals?
Lindsey: Stanley, you know like the power tools.
6. HubBub: What is the worst part about shitting your pants?
Lindsey: That you have to wash up afterwards.
7. HubBub: If I said my pubic hair was made out of cotton candy, and you really liked cotton candy, would you ask me for some?
Lindsey: Sure! And I do like cotton candy by the way.
8. HubBub: Since we've been talking, have you thought about kicking me in the balls?
Lindsey: No, of course not.
9. HubBub: What is the most perverted thing someone has ever wanted you to do?
Lindsey: Lick someone's asshole. I did it and I even liked it.
10. HubBub: Name one way you would have rather spent the time this interview took?
Lindsey: Getting the hell fucked out of me!
Remember Kenny from two interviews ago? Well this interview was with his girlfriend, Patty. While we were doing the interview Kenny came up and reminded her not to tell us about the time he kicked her ass at Ozzfest. Her sister also holds a record for eating 510 live gold fish in one sitting. Damn I love talking to drunk people!
1. HubBub: What is the dumbest injury you've ever had?
Patty: My brother threw a hammer and hit me in the back.
2. HubBub: What is the worst thing you've ever tasted?
Patty: A raw gold fish straight of an aquarium. My sister holds the record for eating the most of them, you know.
3. HubBub: What is a dream you've had that you would love for it to come true?
Patty: I was a stripper and Tom Cruise came in a stripped with me.
4. HubBub: If you were a pornstar what would your name be provided it had something to do with your specialty?
Patty: Luscious Lips, cause I swallow it whole. I can get a whole fudge sickle down my throat.!
5. HubBub: What is a nickname that you have given the male genitals?
Patty: Well I didn't really give it the name, but one mornin' my man woke me up, put my hand on it and said "Darlin I want ya to call it gator country!"
6. HubBub: What is the worst part about shitting your pants?
Patty: It's gushy! The last time I shit my pants was about two years ago. I remember because I had bad hemorrhoids at the time.
7. HubBub: If I said my pubic hair was made out of cotton candy, and you really like cotton candy, would you ask me for some?
Patty: Yep, sure would.
8. HubBub: Since we've been talking, have you thought about kicking me in the balls?
Patty: Nope.
9. HubBub: What is the most perverted thing someone has ever wanted you to do?
Patty: My second husband carved me a dildo out of wood. I used it all the time. It was a foot long and didn't have any splinters.
10. HubBub: Name one way you would have rather spent the time this interview took?
Patty: Oral sex, givin' and receiving at the same time!