This next interview was with a girl named Keri. I don’t know where we did the interview or if I even did it. This interview has the Hub-Bub record for the most use of the word “cock” anyway here it is.
1. HubBub: What is the dumbest thing you’ve been punished for in school?
Keri: Fucking a college professor.
2. HubBub: If you had to have sex with any animal what would it be?
Keri: Id like to be fucked really fast by a rabbit with a human cock!
3. HubBub: If you could live the rest of your life with something sticking out of your ass what would it be?
Keri: That’s simple, a cock!
4. HubBub: If you could chose what is going to kill, what would it be?
Keri: A huge cock would rip me open and I would bleed to death.
5. HubBub: What is the most disgusting thing someone has ever said to you?
Keri: A woman once told me she wanted to lick my asshole.
This is our last interview for the month. It also happens to be our token red-neck interview. Every month we interview at least one red-neck and they always have good answers. Well at least I think they are funny. I think the guys name was Nick.
1. HubBub: What was the dumbest thing you were punished for in school?
Nick: Fightin’ some dude runnin’ his mouth!
2. HubBub: If you had to have sex with one animal what would it be?
Nick: A fuckin’ goat man....just like a woman, you know shaved pussy!
3. HubBub: What was the worse thing that happened to you this summer?
Nick: I woke up next to a fat bitch! If the kid comes out with a big dick, it’s mine.
4. HubBub: Ever have one of those days when you say “hey I wanna fuck a man”?
Nick: No, but I jack off a lot. Maybe that means women aren’t doing the trick.
5. HubBub: If you could pick what you genitals smell like, what would it be?
Nick: Spring flowers, like the douche. Right now they smell like shit!