Dumb Questions From Issue #9
We did our next interview with a fella that calls
himself Mute at Frank & Steins bar. Whoever thought
they would get a good interview from a guy called
"mute" get it? "mute"
1. HubBub: What’s the weirdest, the funniest, or the
most disgusting thing you’ve ever seen in a porno movie?
Mute: A midget fucked a fat chick, while a goat licked
peanut butter off her asshole....her anal flower.
2. HubBub: Who is a celebrity you can’t stand, and
what would you like to do to them?
Mute: Enrique Iglesias. I’d like to disembowel him and
dip him in hairy turds!
HubBub: What is a bad St. Patricks day experience
you’ve had from being to drunk?
Mute: Trying to fuck two lesbians, but my dick
wouldn’t get hard from drinking too much green Jagermeister.
4. HubBub: What is something you’ve done while masturbating, that even though no one knew about you were embarrassed or ashamed?
Mute: Shoved two fingers up my asshole while my
grandmothers picture was on the wall.
Do any of you remember Nick from earlier issues, well
this interview was from his friend Miles. Check it
out.
1. HubBub: What’s something that you suspect someone has done to you behind your back, but you can’t prove it?
Miles: I think that Nick may have gotten me from
behind while I was passed out drunk.
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2. HubBub: What’s something that’s been stressing you
out lately?
Miles: This girl I’m going to prom with is sort of a
Ho, so I’m afraid I’ll get crabs if I fuck her!
3. HubBub: If you could change or add something to the
city you live in, what would it be?
Miles: Besides world peace, I’d love to see a midget
with no teeth and a flat head. She’d go down on me and I’d set a beer on her flat head.
4. HubBub: What’s something you’ve done while
masturbating that even though no one knows about it you still felt ashamed?
Miles: I shot a load really high and tried to catch it in my mouth.
5. HubBub: What is the worst experience you’ve ever
had while on the toilet?
Miles: I did a cortesy flush and it overflowed and
covered my ass with shit!
Here’s an interview we did a girl we met down at the
S.S.U. named Amy.
1. HubBub: What is something that you suspect someone
has done to you behind your back, but you can’t prove it?
Amy: My best friend had sex with my boyfriend in the
fifth grade.
2. HubBub: What’s the weirdest, the funniest, or the
most disgusting thing you’ve ever seen in a porno movie?
Amy: A guy fucking a cow while a girl sucked on it’s utters.
3. HubBub: What is something you’ve done while masturbating that even though no one knew about it you were embarrassed or ashamed?
Amy: Watching my roommate have sex with multiple guys.