Sect	Notes
Lutherans	95 Theses and All That
Moravians	Lovefeasts, mmm
Anglicans	From Henry VIII's bollocks to Desmond Tutu
Methodists	(Calvinist varieties may be moved several places down)
Quakers	Oats
Congregationalists	Decentralization, hurrah
Presbyterians	Meh
Puritans	Funny hats aside
Baptists	Jerry Falwell
Adventists	What's wrong with Sunday?
Pentecostals	Glossolalia?
Jehovah's Witnesses	You're not one of the the 144,000
Mormons	Moroni & his golden plates