The Protestantism Craziness Chart
Several selected varieties
Top to bottom: least crazy to most crazy

SectNotes
Lutherans95 Theses and All That
MoraviansLovefeasts, mmm
AnglicansFrom Henry VIII's bollocks to Desmond Tutu
Methodists(Calvinist varieties may be moved several places down)
QuakersOats
CongregationalistsDecentralization, hurrah
PresbyteriansMeh
PuritansFunny hats aside
BaptistsJerry Falwell
AdventistsWhat's wrong with Sunday?
PentecostalsGlossolalia?
Jehovah's WitnessesYou're not one of the the 144,000
MormonsMoroni & his golden plates


No angry letters, please. Yes, I'm sure your sect is a perfectly valid religion with an inspiring history and eminently reasonable theology, blah blah blah...