Yes, you can buy your way out of 'Hell'!! Isn't that good news?
Now, I was origonally going to put a price on each sin (eg stealing: $5, killing, $100), but I'm way too lazy to try and figure it all out. If I wanted to make stealing $5, then is it right to charge someone the same amout to steal a candy bar and a...car? No, it isn't right! Besides it makes certain sins seem less important than others, when they aren't. It's important that every person follow all the laws. period.
So, I decided to make all the sins cost the same amount (with a few exeptions). I also went for a lower price, becasue some of my members, I know, wouldn't be able to afford expensive ones.
To break any law, it costs: 50 cents
To commit a sin against me, it costs: $1.20
(A sin against me would mean stealing from me, or swearing at me, or ect...)
Here's how it works: you pay me 50 cents, or $1.20, and tell me what law you intend to break, then I say 'okay' and you go break it. And yes, you must tell me BEFORE you commit your sin. Otherwise, it's an extra $4.57
So, to sin before telling me, it costs:
Regular: $5.07
Against me: $5.77
I had origonally had a more complicated idea of life after death, but I've decided to make it simple. Everyone goes to "Heavan" unless they break anyone of my laws and doesn't pay for it. If a person does that, then they go to "Hell".
What is Heavan? you may be asking...Well, I'll tell you!
Heavan is good and happy and full of clouds and love and all that sort of thing
Then, What's Hell?
Hell is a horrible place to be! Believe me, you don't want to find out what it's like!
Also, this religion has no "devil" or anything of that sort. I run Hell as well as Heavan.