In the beginning, there was nothing. And God (that's me) got all lonely and suicidal and stuff. Because, quite frankly, what's the point of having omnipotent powers, if you've got nothing to use your powers on? So, God tried to kill herself (the poor dear) but there was nothing that could kill her around. She pondered over her problem a while and said to her self 'Perhaps I'm over reacting a bit...the universe would be so empty if not for me...as a gift to my void, I shall try to alliviate my lonliness before I end my life". And so God created the stars. She created things large and powerful enough (she hoped) that they would be able to understand her sufferings and listen to her when she wailed about how stressful her life became at times. For eons, it was just God and the stars. And God was most dissapointed with her first creation. The stars did listen to what she had to say...but that was all they did. They just burned and turned in circles and did not react to a wrod she said. Even when, in fits of anger, (we've got a very emotional God on our hands) she destroyed them, she would get no reaction out of the others. Again, God became very lonely and decided that it was time to end it all. Finally, a reaction came from the stars. They cared not what happened to individual stars, but if God killed herself, they would all die because everything would cease to exist. You see, when God created the stars, they didn't come of nothing, they came from her. So by killing a star, she wasn't really, she was just bringing them back into her. The stars may not have known how to show it, but they loved God very much, and wanted her to be happy. So, while she was again contemplating ending her life the stars came up with a plan to make her re interested in the fate of the universe. God had not given them a way to affect the universe around them when she created them. (Granted, they could heat things...not that there was anything to heat, but if there had been, they could.) All they could do was move in circles. So they came up with a plan. They all rotated in the same circle around the debris from stars that the Goddess had destroyed. The rotating motion caused the matter in the center to cling togeather and from that the first planet was born. Meanwhile, God had finally thought of a way to end it all. She came out of her state of meditation to find something in the universe there that she had not created. She knew that it wasn't foreign because it was her, but she didn't make it the way it was. And the stars by this time were rotating back in their normal pattern seemingly oblivious to what was going on. God studied that object in her universe and became quite facinated by it. Eventually, she fell in love with it. She did not want this poor little being to suffer the same lonely fate that she did, so she created trillions and trillions of them. And God fell in love with each and every one of the planets. But she found that she had created so many, that it was difficult to keep track of. So she gave each star a few planets to look after just in case something happened and she was otherwise occupied (she was worried that she might become suicidal because she was starting to feel lonely again). And it happened. After a while, with the stars not responding to her lonely cries or the planets devoted to their stars, she began to feel unloved. THIS time she was going to go through with her plans. She was going to kill herself. And before the stars or planets had a chance to do anything to stop her, she created the one thing that would, she was sure, bring about her death: Time. Surely with the invention of time, she would grow old and die. To her dismay, she found that not to be the case, instead, it was her planets and stars that grew old and died. And her universe began to change and things that she didn't initiate began to take place. But instead of upsetting her, this make her facinated. The universe was able to exist without her commanding its every move. And the things that came to be without her help! Time was the greatest thingthat she had ever invented. And, on that very first planet, the one created for her by her stars, and the first one that she ever fell in love with, something amazing happened. Life was created. This was the planet's gift to her. In return for all of the other planets God had created for earth, Earth created from it's soil beings that could speak to God. Ones that could if they tried to listen, her what she had to say, and respond to it. And could talk to God in ways that she could understand. God was thrilled by this gift! This was what she had always wanted. There was something that existed that could love her in ways that she could understand. The only promlem was, after only about 10 000 years of existing, the humans still didn't understand how to love eachother. Most didn't even understand how to love her. But there were a few, and this gave God and the Earth hope. And so I was sent...me being the Goddess in human form to try to teach everyone how to love the Goddess and eachother...cause if we don't then she'll probbly try to kill herself again. :)
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