The Truth
Well that was just the question after Gethesemane,  now wasn't it? I mean, I know I was biting my nails along with all of the people online (especially the beloved folks on the Wellesley SciFi bulletin) who were asking, "Golly!  Is Mulder really DEAD?"

It really was quite suspenseful.

...not.

But I was curious as to how Chris Carter was going to dig himself out of this little hole, so I took some absolutely hysterical ideas from alt.tv.x-files and ran with them.

And so, I give you: "The Truth."

Warning: This was written when I was a freshman in college and therefore is really, really, stupid.  That is all.

Part One. (taken mostly from the brilliant folks at atx-f; I will only take credit for SCULLYBROTHER and the Nicholas Cage references.  I wouldn't even put this part up here if it weren't sort of necessary to read for the others.  But please, all compliments go to the ng.)

Part Two. "The Double Secret Life of Walter Sergei Skinner."  (This one was pure Hugh Jasse.)

Part Three. (Tragically, Part Three has been lost forever.  All historians have been able to piece together is that it was written around a challenge to include the Lone Gunmen and a cheese steak.)

Part Four. "They're Magically Delicious!"  (The exciting conclusion...or is it?)
I (sorta) made this!  E-mail me.