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Drunken Dictionary: this is where youll find descriptions to some popular slang that we slur out from time to time.

  • MDI - Mysterious Drinking Injury. When you wake up with bruises and cuts you have no recollection of receiving. Also called UDS (Unidentified Drinking Scars), UBB (Unidentified Beer Bruise) and drunk marks.
  • One for the ditch - A less optimistic version of One for the road.
  • Beer blinders (Beer goggles) - One’s perception when under the influence of alcohol. Often causes unattractive people to look hot, long distances to look jumpable, and also makes break dancing moves look easy.
  • The Spins: The world starts moving and it just wont stop. Putting one foot on the floor usually helps. If you are already on the floor, may God have mercy on your soul.
  • FUBAR - Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition.
  • Blackout Brigade: A group of heavy drinkers.
  • Booze compass: The instinct that leads you home when you’re blackout drunk.
  • Breaking the Seal pissing for the first time during a drinking session. Once the seal is broken, restroom trips become much more frequent.
  • Faced: a quicker more way of saying shitfaced (handy if youve had a few too many)
  • Shitfaced:like the above only drunker.
  • boilermaker:kalinskis favourite drink. 1 beer and a shot of whiskey, good as a drink or just to chute it down ur throat with a beer bong
  • le beer bong: a good friend of kalinskis whom was constructed of his aunts mythical diet gingerale bottle and footys garden hose. has brought many many hours of heavenly chugs, was almost left behind in the fence attacks but kalinski went back for it.
  • the hills: a secret bunning location. many an hour spent bunning or drinking here. and purchase lived her for a few days(u may say its not so secret now but u still dont know where it is:P)
  • big red: the nickname of my bong boris, also one of rich's nicknames
  • Cougar:same thing as a milf but seemingly older and unattached. (note:kalinski loves hitting on older women and failing.)
  • cauliflower ear:what happens everytime theres some kind of dispute/fight.(ive got it right now thanks footy;)
  • Lesbian:Gods 2nd greatest creation
  • Becks:Kalinski's beer of choice(from the fatherland)
  • pulling a footy:taking a large fall into a faceplant.
  • hangover:what mark wakes up to every morning seemingly
  • old ladies: Footy hates them
  • Ruff and buff and tuff and stuff: Rich Thomas
  • anal sex:the best way to prevent pregnancy sure it may hurt and you might walk funny for a few days afterwards but you have a future!
  • the word ''seen'': depends on whos using it and how theyre meaning it, can mean understood like ahh i see (original meaning) but through the ages it has been passed down to just mean cool or acceptance.
  • tru:if you dont know this i get to punch you.
  • fallen soldiers:half drank beers left unattended before their time
  • Baboo:The 4 man KILLER bong that sits atop my tv beside my guitar(kingsy coined the name.)
  • jam: now some people will tell you this means a party when it actually means playing an instrument with another musician, and here u were thinking i was gonna go black on you.
  • for shizzle ma nizzle:still out on this one.
  • seeing double:the last thing you want to happen to you before a fight.
  • drinking buddy: someone to tell you all the stupid shit you did last night that you cant remember (this is KEY)
  • the morning after:when you wake up with clothes on in some weird position not knowing where u are at first, once you find your bearings your head will hurt soonafter. alot.
  • the shits: what happens in the morning after a night of drinking
  • do i know you from somewhere?: footys classic pick up line
  • did you goto henry?: footys revised new and improved pick up line.
  • cunt:steves fav word to describe girls.
  • dank:slang for cock
  • jank:slang for jerkin the gurkin
  • jimmyhat:condom
  • choice:to be really good or cool (kalinski is the only one that uses this>*ext note: he uses it because hes not cool)
  • Commander Cool:Kalinskis drunken alterego.
  • commando cool:the 2nd nickname harmony coined for me cuz i dont wear underwear.
  • gigglewater:slang for booze.
  • THE dank:a chillin spot at the dank hole at the back of dougs house.(quite fond of the dank and not only because i like to say the word dank).
  • fooked:this will only make sense if your 3 really drunk guys chillin around a campfire.
  • eerrrmmrrrr:im not exactly sure what this means either but steve said it before he passed out once.(note:after he passed out footy lit his leg hair on fire it was great.)
  • 12 stepper: someone you dont wanna be around. EVER! stay the fuck away from me 12 stepper.
  • Whats your poison?:Whats your drink of choice or what are you drinking tonite?
  • RUNNNN Your not gonna make it!!!: what i usually yell when i see ppl jogging.
  • shiznaz:Footy says this i dont know what it means.
  • the beehive:the mysterious layer of bees that protects purchases crotch from attack.
  • stupid drunken fuckin cunt:what happens when you give a girl 2 drinks
  • ruffage:ull hack this up and in some cases puke it up in the morning, its just beer foam and mucus maybe a lil stomach acid. its all good.
  • i can see your wiener: a heckle i like to use whenever i see people with weiner dogs. hehe im clever.
  • slew, slewbag, slewbagis, slewbagio: varying degrees of sluts
  • suit: a business person or neone wearing a suit.
  • fucknut: never was quite sure on this, still am not.
  • Beer: The cause of and solution to all of lifes problems
  • jamacian beef patties and mini pizzas: The main staples of mark's diet.
  • wigger/nigger creek:Footy's neighbour''hood''
  • up in this ''ma'':motherfucker
  • pigs,5 0, po, la policia, the fuzz, the feds, RUN!!!!:cops
  • give er-from the movie fubar, you know to give to keep plugging away at it.
  • fugly-fuckin ugly
  • roach-i wasnt gonna add this but someone actually asked me what it was the other day. its the end of the doob when ur done smoking it. like a cigarette butt only with weed in it
  • Travom-The river of vomit birthed from Travis at the last psych party i went to. Rumor has it the vomit grew arms and legs and is now residing in the tunnels.
  • Staunch-The most retarded, drunken word I could make up to describe the smell that cleared the room soon after.
  • capice-Understood.
  • OE-Slang for Old English, Quite possibly the worst beer ever made.
  • alright, alrrright, arright, arrrright, arrrirright-Makes a lot more sense after a 12 pack.
  • 24, lakeport, honey lager:The only thing I buy from a store, Its All I ever drink anymore
  • jat- jizz, sperm, to jat, to come on someone

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