There's nothing worse than someone who takes to many hoots off a spliff. I'd say a good medium of 3-4 hits and then a pass is pretty common place.
DON"T JUICE THE SPLIFF
Those god damn drooling slobbering assholes who like to to get spit and mucus all over the end of the joint. ITS NOT FOOD DONT PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH!
Don't cut out half way thru the session
If you start to smoke the doob dont out at half way thru. Steve did this to us at camping once. he was like ''yo roll a big doob doob man'' so i rolled up a big 3 and we smoked it. on his second rotation prolly his 5 th hit he said he couldn't take anymore and cut out
Don't try and do stuff that requires thinking and some mental capacity
This includes homework, being at school, taking tests, going to work, family functions, drug tests, doctors appointments, psychiatrist (I'm stoned so I don;t know if I spelled that right) Trying to spell stuff, Making Lists like this one right now.
Playing Music is a lot harder when your stoned
Your all like ''dude strings'' ''yuh''
Explaining things to your parents
OH MAN! This is probably the worst that I can think of. If you avoid them too much they think theres something wrong, if you talk to them straight on they can tell somethings up. theres no winning here
If you can't roll let someone else do it!!!
Nothing worse than a shitty roll that doesnt hit and shits in your mouth. Its like a waste of weed if its too tight, it doesnt hit you dont get high. you might as well just throw the weed directly in the garbage.
Joints that Shit in your mouth
If it looks like its gonna shit throw a filter in that sheezy.
People that use too much tobacco or paper
This is probably the most annoying at all. Like seriously some people roll up half a cigarette. I dont know why to conserve weed because their cheap I guess. I agree some tobacco may be needed to help the spliff burn better but some people just take it out of hand. And people that use too much paper why I just go smoke a fuckin textbook you idiots. Actually the only person I can really think of that roles with too much paper is Adrian.... SO FUCK YOU ADRIAN!
And now fun things to do when your stoned
''sitting''-kalinski
''have sex and fall asleep''-purchase
''watch star wars''-adrian
''listening to music''
''walking around looking for people to make fun of''-kyle
''beating up adrain''-everyone
''masturbating''-unanimous
''get more stoned''
''shinny objects''-Doug
''quoting star wars''-adrian
''writing''
''Yelling at Christine for calling us dumb stoners''-adrian
''having sex with pillows and or dead squirells found at the side of the road''-adrian
''spying on mark's grandma geraldine''-adrian
''listening to a discman if youre at school''-kalinski
''Heckling''
''Peanut Butter''-Doug
''Play the piano''-Lisa
''Glowsticks''-Doug
''Drinking''
''go offroading in crappy old cars''-purchase
''playing with dead bird carcasses''DOug and Mark
''Hanging out with adrian because it makes you feel better about yourself''Purchase
''Eating''-Lisa
''burning down buildings''
''Sex with shinny objects''-Doug
''Plotting ways to kill your parents''-Adrian
''Plotting ways to kill Adrian''-Matt
''Stab my wife''-OJ Simpsons
''Sleeping''
''Smokin butts''-Jeff
''Making Food''
''Playing Video Games''-Kyle
''Burning down porta potties''-jeff
''cruisin''
''being in the woods''-kalinski
''listening to slayer''-adrian
''making fun of people''
''arson in general''
''doing stuff with girls''
''watching trippy animals''-Jeff
''doing stuff with squirrels''
''Throwing eggs at anything''-Jeff
