Meet Hans!

nickname : "Lesbian Bait," "Frat-Boy Furter"

joined cast :

claim to fame :

sex : "sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex."

status : Hans has a girlfriend for the time being.

favorite Rocky line :

favorite Rocky character : Frank

favorite music : anything but country and rap

favorite color : blue

favorite food : "I like all food, except bad food, and food I can't catch."

quote : "I dont just play Frank N Furter, I AM FRANK N FURTER."

so, what's in your pocket right now? : "keys, knife, money, pen, paper, floppy disk, usb 16mb pen drive, mobile pro mini lap top, zip disk, sun glasses, reading glasses, power cable for the mini laptop, cat 5 cable (3ft), lint, change, bottle opener, small screw driver....Oh chewing gum, tic-tacs are also in my pockets, just found them....orange tic-tacs...hmm good... I think thats all that in my pockets, you caught me on a day when im wearing my cargo pants, and i have a bunch of junk in them... let me keep searching i know i have more crap in here... band aid, screw, sports tape, used envelope, pay check stub, bank stub from depositing the check, another screw, ducktape, red soda can top thingy, & a tic tac that fell out of the tic tac bottle, bolt, small pencil, safty pin (3), paper clip." Oct 26 2003

contact :

Hans would like you to know : "I am the sexiest thing to hit this planet on two feet."

Photos of Hans!

coming soon!