Meet Tati!

joined cast : "no frickin' idea. i think it was sometime in 2001. maybe 2002. it's all a blur."

claim to fame : " i eat babies. no, seriously. i do. bring me a baby. i'll show you."

sex : "depends on how I'm feeling."

status : "not interested. unless you bring me ponies."

favorite Rocky line : "as it clung to her thigh... LIKE AN ABORTION GONE TERRIBLY WRONG..."

favorite Rocky character : "me. no, eddie. no, me. BOTH."

favorite music : "i likes me some flogging molly, and some bif naked, and some aqua, and some... all of it. unless it's country or the majority of rap music."

favorite color : "hot, disturbingly bright pink. it makes me feel all gooshy inside."

quote : "i'm gonna stop trying to have an orgasm, and start trying to be an orgasm."

so, what's in your purse right now? : "i'm actually not carrying one. but my backpack contains a psych book, my keys, bright blue eyeliner, the cure's greatest hits, and some deodorant."

contact : the_pink_pirate@ yahoo.com

Tati would like you to know : "i like doing stuff and i like things. ponies are always a plus, though i enjoy pandas nearly as much as i like ponies. my hobbies include leprechauns, kickboxing, and flailing around like a tard. all things that i enjoy muchly. email me if you're not a pyscho killer, or made of peanuts, or anything like that."

Photos of Tati!

coming soon!