Remember when you could afford another Hog, a new pick up truck, or Carhart work clothes.
Caus some dudes will pay what ever it takes we all gotta...pay!
Remember when you could count on the other biker in the bar to back you up, and not be some lawyer (to want to sue fer ya), or some dentist (to want to fix yer knocked out teeth), or some gutless weezel who runs for the door when the first glass breaks.
MAN....I see all these shiney new scoots with riders in t-shirts from places they never been, brand new engineer boots, chain drive wallets, black carhart jeans, and not a fuggin beard, tatto, or long hair among em. Is dis that yuppie scum shit I been hearin about? How did they get on my mountain? How do I get rid of them....?
And now you yuppie says to me you got a computer and a web page....an I says, I never walked around in high waters with a pocket protecter and slide rule. I admit I'm a computer geek wanna be......why you actin like a Biker!
Ya....I know all this sounds like sour grapes....But man some of us don't treat this thing like a new toy....when i'm tired of it I'll sell it.... To me an some bros it means something, it's a lifestyle and a reputation we earned....not bought. Will you ever know what is inside your engine....ever tear her down and rebuild and repaint her....several times? Call her... her? I could be wrong...but when a biker gets a bike he owns it till death do us part...had mine since 83.
Ya yuppie... we rode together...you don't even carry tools on your scoot...yet you borrowed mine when your shiney chrome goesonto came loose...what will you do when your scoot shuts down one dark night?...fumbel for your cell phone and your master card. Your buddy wont come out to pick you up... his truck might get scratched...and the two of you together cuddent lift it into the truck anyway. Call AAA ? Ya Yuppie we rode together one nite... you told me I should stay at the party and sleep in a tent...but when we parted ways at the dirt roads...I got home...you krashed and burned.
Maybe after all you girlymen tire of your hogs there will be hogs goin fer sale cheap....I hope...When yer old lady says... out with this thing so we can fit 2 Sport Utility Vehicles in the garage...You Know wat I mean Yuppy....Those 4 wheel drive trucks that never leave a paved road, haul firewood, or tools you gotta sweat using.
Then you got these Biker Web sites who list thenselves in every top 100 Biker sight on the web. Most of them are sites with wanna be Whore Masters for Web Basturds , who show pictures of models and washed out porn queens sittin on harleys. Then you got these dudes with 15,000 harley pictures on there site....HEY Dude where is the picture of your scoot .....OH you don't have one...so you right clicked all this stuff offa other Biker web pages. I don't know about you...but when I go web surfin I wanna know what the bros an sises are doin in Antselbow, Nebraska and all those places between here and there...the runz,the funz, and riding in the sunz.
And now the deepest cut...all you true BIKERS...you 1% ers {I r retired} why are we starting this turf war shit again... didn't we learn anything from the 70's? Ain't there enough roads to ride on in the land of the FREE and the Brave? Don't we have enough redneck, fed, and state enemys without fighting each other! I aint no tree huggin hippy or a peace nick...but what the FUCK!
Question Authority...and remember...The only fish who always swim with the flow of the stream are the DEAD ones. Like a river that dosen't know where it's goin......The Diary of A Madman....Just keeps on a flowin.....LOL
GOD, Guns, Guts...Let's keep them all !