I was born in Alta Loma, California in 1981. There were a lot of bad
TV shows on at the time. One time my friend gave me some fruit loops
and then blackmailed me cuz my mom had said i couldn't eat sweets. A dog mutilated our pet turkey. Moved to Houston, then the Dominican Republic,
then Houston (Texas rules), then Costa Rica, then L.A., which also
rules. Homeschooled the whole time. Achieved Eagle rank. Graduated from USC, BA in math. Now at Boeing, working on stuff. Just finished the first class of my masters! Also have a sweet little mung bean now. God has blessed me tremendously. Now I am really hungry. Gonna eat.