CRAZY DOUG'S AMAZING EMPORIUM OF TOTAL VECTOR MADNESS
OK so it was Mount Baldy! Its still a big mountain!! GOSH!
A GQ editor who was hiking that day noticed my strikingly masculine pose. I'm slated for the cover of the spring issue '06.
Sheer cliffs, biting wind, and mutant goats are not the only dangers lying in wait on Baldy. When their supplies ran low, other hikers ambushed us with katanas and took my last box of Nerds
Yeah, you KNOW I hiked Baldy!
You don't even know about my buddy B-dog!! Later, he hunted down our assailants and killed them with a psycho death ray. Go B-dog! Oh Yeaeaeah!!! He also programs.
March, maggot!
Snow-sprinkled mountains and distant flatlands. By God.
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