Q: Who are you? Yeah you...the schlemiel looking at my webpage. I'll be asking the questions here since its my page. If u know the answer tell me

Q: If ur really good at ironing, how long does it take you to iron a long-sleeved dress shirt?

Q: Is ironing really just a torture mechanism invented by women and foisted on single men?

Q: Is there any conceivable way to write a fortran program that multiplies matrices with runtime-defined dimensions? I already know dynamic memory allocation is a no-go. Be creative. Wait i figured it out! thnx anyway.

Q: If you wanted to bash in your computer, should you use a sledgehammer or a battleaxe? Would it be legal?

Q:Where did Hobbits come from?

Q:Where do jokes come from? Is it from aliens? Hyperintelligent hamsters?

Those should get ur noodle working. I'll be out back sawing logs.