Brief Dossier on the PSO
character household 'Unfinished Business'
United by an inability to get things
done, Unfinished Business' prime purpose for existing is to get
its members to accomplish something near and dear to their
self-esteem so they can quit the household and move on with
their lives.
In other words, the household's mission is to cease to exist as
a unit. Unfortunately, the group looks to be together for some
time to come.
Founding Member and Unwilling
Head of Household:
Darkshire, Ramar, Level 100, Pinkal
Signature Weapon: Spread-class guns
Hobby: Rare Hunting
Originally conceived the UB household as a
method of group therapy and a tax shelter for the fiscal year.
Woke up one morning with the realization that he has finished
his original mission of bringing the entire lot of section Ids
into the household and now, by charter rules, must quit.
Current Unfinished Business: Waiting for
'just the right moment' to declare his vacancy in the UB
household. 'Right moment' consists of certain members being at
least three days travel away so they don't hunt him down out of
jealousy and force him to rejoin.| "Available
to perform at shotgun weddings. Not responsible for any
resulting stains on shirt."
Original Member and Item
Garage:
Cavalier, Hucast, Level 11, Oran
Signature Weapon: None (see below)
Hobby: Container
Tragically, the first official member of UB caught Episode IV
disease and suffered a permanent condition of having a 'bad
motivator'. No longer travels to the surface of Ragol. Currently
is being pimped by the UB household for his item storage account
on Pioneer 2.
Current Unfinished Business: None. Due to
be removed from household as soon as item redistribution has
been completed. Possible future career as a recycle can or a
theme park employee.
"I'm a member of your 'Cabinet'
now? This is good, right?"
Senior Member and Household Taskmistress:
Cyandrel, Hunewearl, Level 100,
Yellowboze
Signature Weapon: Chain Sawd
Hobby: See below
Joined UB after realizing that despite having maximized her
group combat training, had left her solo mission requirements
woefully underfulfilled. Figures to complete her backlog
sometime before the sun burns out. Household duties not made
public due to current decency laws standards.
Current Unfinished Business: See above. "Don't
worry, I won't be gentle."
Special Subsidiary Member and Loot
Collector:
Kirana, Hunewearl, Level 67,
Yellowboze
Signature
Weapon: Whatever looks neat that day
Hobby: See below
Normally would have been denied membership due to section ID
being same as established member, but non-publically discussed
bylaws have allowed her to remain on the roster for the time
being. Freelances as a low-level Japanese impersonator when not
on Unfinished Business.
Current Unfinished Business: Finding a
signature weapon that she won't toss aside for something else
three hours after finding it.
"Ooh,
shiny! Can I have it?"
Senior Member and PR Director:
Isoneh, Fonewearl, Level 78, Purplenum
Signature Weapon: Magical Piece
Hobby: Complaining
Joined UB after finding out that her pitiful class accuracy
would not allow her to use the weapon that is the trade of her
section ID. Figures to be free of her membership around
timestamp J112001.
Current Unfinished Business: See above.
"Whaddya mean I can't use a
Justice for another month?
Intermediate
Member and House Treasurer:
Dualis, Racaseal, Level 27, Viridia
Signature Weapon: Rifles
Hobby: See below
Joined UB after
realizing that spending centuries in stasis has not made popular
music sound any better than it did in the 0080's. Currently
lobbying for a change in tastes even though the local
legislature will keep taking her donations and killing her bills
in committee until the end of time. When not busy, keeps
Cavalier from falling over the railing while he's wandering
aimlessly in the lobbies.
Current Unfinished Business: The UB
household does not have its own spread needle (Cyandrel's was a
gift from her clone-sister Eowyn). Dualis has promised to
provide one during her tenure. Unfortunately, given the above
character statistics, she will be at this for some time to come.
"This
sounds more like an ASCII program download than actual
music"
Regular Member and Keeper of Big Guns:
Wyverin, Fomarl, Level 59, Redria
Signature Weapon: Inferno Bazooka
Hobby: Target Practice
Joined UB mainly to have a "family" to fall back on
for muscle when the Ragol IRS tries to repossess her bazooka
again to cover unpaid back taxes. Mainly tolerated due to the
fact that she doesn't fire it within earshot of the rest of the
household.
Current Unfinished Business: Getting out
of debt in her lifetime. Possible permanent membership under
this criteria due to bad credit-card habits.
So what, I still hit the apple! And you needed a haircut
anyway."
Junior
Member and Assistant To The Producer:
Ryonel, Humar, Level 14, Bluefull
Signature Weapon: Partisan-class blades
Hobby: Paranoia
Joined UB for safe asylum after determining that his character
is being monitored from afar. Has narrowed it down to either the
infamous Miles Prower or a member of the House of Beck. Fully
prepared to spam the former into oblivion, but unsure what to do
if it turns out to be the latter (has never gone on a date in
his life).
Current Unfinished Business: Hoping to
return to a normal life of being generally ignored. House
membership at least keeps him feeling partially fulfilled in
this respect.
"I'm sorry, I
thought you were someone else. That'll grow back, won't
it?"
Junior Member and Villain Whose Name You
Have Forgotten:
Sark,
Hucast, Level 3, Greenil
Signature
Weapon: Slicer-class blades
Hobby: Nostalgia
A past construct of a nameless corporate entertainment empire,
joined UB after losing all memory of his heritage. House members
have neglected to fill in the blanks out of sympathy for his
role in part of a long-forgotten classic that has been left
behind for alternate forms of entertainment that have started
underground movements against idea theft.
Current Unfinished Business: Proving to
the world that the Slicer class of weapons are actually
worthwhile for combat. Possible permanent membership.
"No,
a dinner plate would NOT be a better weapon!"
Junior
Member and Entropy Now! Advocate:
Echthros, Hunewearl, Level 5, Skyly
Signature Weapon:
Dagger/Sword-class blades
Hobby: Killjoy
Joined UB after discovering her heritage as a clone-sister of
Cyandrel and decided to dedicate her life to making her, and
everyone associated with her, utterly miserable. Not allowed to
join on these criteria due to being completed before she even
began her membership tenure. Allowed to have dual weapons
proficiency in violation of House bylaws because no member will
be a Rules Lawyer in sword's length of her.
Current Unfinished Business: Inflicting
serious physical pain on anyone she feels has 'looked at her
wrong' in the past. Possible permanent membership.
"You can't even get dying right, can you?"
Junior
Member and Certified Public Annoyance:
Zerathi,
Ramar, Level 4, Oran
Signature
Weapon: Handguns
Hobby: See House title
Originally flunked out of military enlistment testing due to
being incredibly short but was let in after out-cursing the
drill sergeant designated to get him to leave. Currently on the
run from Echthros due to becoming a major part of her Unfinished
Business shortly after joining.
Current Unfinished Business: Gaining the
respect of his peers. Possible permanent membership if he
survives.
"Don't ignore me, I have
friends who do that already!"
The Whitill member of Unfinished Business has only recently been approved for membership from afar and has yet to be officially inducted into the household. Details still pending.