Cassy: He's the hottest thing to come out of Cleveland since Drew's glasses...Huzlinefan Cassy: Tonight we have the coolest pop artist to come out of Iceland in the mid 19th centery..Huzlinefan Jay: Then turns my stomach when he speaks {huzlinefan}. Drew: the man who needs a hobby....huzlinefan! Cassy: Who's at the door? Cleaveland! huzlinefan Dane: The man the myth, the legend, huzlinefan Nancy: "Where's the women, where's the women?" Huzlinefan Cassy: and the lunch lady...huzlinefan Stephen: and finally our dirty little secret, huzlinefan Home Shopping Dane: can i tell them about our last item Walter? Steve: Well look at this Steve: It's a pair of glasses Chris: Audience > Ooooooh! aaahhhh! *whispers 'I need that'* Steve: But they're not just ANY glasses, nononononoooo Dane: yes......i broke into Kevin's house and stole his glasses Kevin: (!) Steve: These, my friend, are the 100* REAL Glasses of Kevin from Cleveland Steve: A town known for The Indians, Drew Carey, and Gund Arena Steve: Now what good are these? Steve: Let's see Dane: now Kevin will be bumping into walls for hours Steve: Let's say I don't have any glasses! ::Throws glasses off:: Steve: I put these on, and I instantly feel drunker than ever! Steve: Look, I can't see! Steve: Everything's Blurry!!! Dane: you wear contacts Walter........ Steve: ::stumbles around:: Whoawha? Steve: I do? Dane: yea......... Steve: Then what the hell do I need these for? Steve: ::Throws out Kev's glasses:: Telethon to raise money for Whosers Kevin: we have an actual whoser right here......And he has a story to tell Kevin: This is Huzlinefan.... Stephen: (becomes huz)Hi, is Colin here? Kevin: No...but in a minute we're gona have celebrity singers Stephen: Will you have Mike McShane, he's the biggest singer there is. And I should know, I've dedicated my life to Whose Line Kevin: Now tell us Huz...when did you first become a whoser and how has it affected your life? Kevin: no we don't have Mike or Wayne or Brad Stephen: I became a whoser when I was a toddler, it wasn't around yet so I made up games with Colin, Ryan and greg in my 2-year old head. Stephen: WHOSE LINE ROCKS! Kevin: Interesting. Kevin: ::to the camera:: We need to raise money to get people like this some help Stephen: Some people think I'm a bit fanatical, but I think I'm un-fanatical Credits Kevin: So, that being the very last game of the evening Kevin: I want you both to read the credits as Janet and Christa fighting..... Kevin: over me StylinShrimp: Oh boy Christa: LOL! StylinShrimp: LOL Kevin: So go ahead and go StylinShrimp: Which one am I Kevin: both StylinShrimp: ::shrugs:: Christa: So Shrimp's both of us? Whatever. :) StylinShrimp: I'm arguing with myself? Kevin: You two are both i guess Kevin: just do what comes to mind StylinShrimp: You start Christa Christa: Ex-CUSE me! You knew DAMN well that *I* like him! Christa: He's way too old for you, Christa! Besides, what about your boyfriend?! Christa: So what? He's soooooooooooooo cute! StylinShrimp: Who cares, why would he want you anyway...you and your damn boxing Christa: Whatever, he's a fucking freak, and *I* love him! StylinShrimp: pfft Christa: God damn you. You have Fred! I don't have Kevin! StylinShrimp: he likes me best Christa: Whatever, he said that I'M his favorite ocelot. Kevin: (don't worry, i forgot you were reading credits too) StylinShrimp: and FRED KEEPS BITING ME!! Christa: The Hell, it's your Greg action figure! StylinShrimp: how should that help? Christa: Kevvy is mine! StylinShrimp: Mine! Christa: He ... he likes me best! StylinShrimp: THAT'S MY LINE! Christa: Wanna fisticuffs?!?!?! Christa: WhatEVER StylinShrimp: You wanna start somethin'? Christa: Come on!!! Bring it on! Kevin: ::brings out the mudpit:: StylinShrimp: ::gets in fighting stance:: Christa: LETS BOX! Christa: Let's go outside, now! StylinShrimp: all right...wait, that has some double meaning to it doesn't it StylinShrimp: boxing? Christa: ... StylinShrimp: ::throws some mud:: Christa: OH IT'S ON NOW Kevin: never stop Christa: IT'S GO TIME! StylinShrimp: ::throws more mud:: Christa: *chucks a handful of mud* StylinShrimp: wait, Kev's right here Christa: WHERE?! StylinShrimp: why don't we ask him who he likes best Christa: Kevvy?! Hi, sweetie! Tee-hee! StylinShrimp: hey baby Kevin: um Christa: *pulls mud from hair* StylinShrimp: so who do you love?::batts eye lashes:: Kevin: Both, now that you're covered in mud Christa: Heee! He chose me! :) StylinShrimp: ::throws mud at Kev:: Film TV and Theatre Styles Dane: Nancy and Heather are fighting over who dates Kev Nancy: Eeyew, like, no Kevin: yes! Heather: ::to nance:: you can have him! Nancy: More like who DOESN'T! Heather: ::storms off backstage:: Nancy: I don't want him! Dane: Nancy is interviewing Heather for a job? Heather: betta Nancy: okay Kevin: aww Heather: ::sits down on a stool:: Kevin: the job is my babysitter Nancy: (sits behind her invisible desk) Nancy: I'm so glad to meet you, Heather. Nancy: I suppose you've heard about Kevin before, haven't you? Heather: Please, the pleasure is all mine Heather: Yes, many times Heather: *cough* he's a giggolo *couchcough* Storytime Nicole: it's aout a chicken named Cluckity Branden: no Branden: his name is Kevin! Camille: heeheehehhehe! Camille: ya ya ya Nicole: fine! His name is JKevin Branden: no..not JKevin, just Kevin Nicole: Okay now this Kevin was a real smartass so he had no friends Branden: of course! Heather: yup Heather: no Heather: he had a girlfwiend Camille: no Heather: named crystal Branden: NUH UH! Camille: he had a boyfriend Branden: he was a chicken thinking he was a turtle! Heather: no he had a girlfwiend! Nicole: okay kids stop it@ Whose Line? at a nudist colony Stephen: Wow, that's huge Kevin: that's nothing. You should see my uncle Milton's..... Stephen: That's nice, but I was referring to your ass. THE HUZLINEFAN HOEDOWN Stephen: I'm going to make up a song about huzlinefan To go and make fun of him that is the plan SNL fans here have a name for us, you know and that name is the Ambiguously Gay Duo OcelotGirl: Hi, my name is Kevin, you can call me Huzline. Why don't you tell me your name, since I just told you mine? I take lots of crap from that guy Sgamer But what he doesn't know is that I am his father! I know...I needed to rhyme :-P The Heather Hoedown Heather: every one is being mean, cant you see cause they are making a hoedown of me too bad they think that they amuse but i dont care im still smater and prettier and more popular than either game or huz actually just huz The Pets Hoedown Hilda: I have a pet, and his name is Joe He's very cute, but rather kinda slow And we were worried about Kevin's pants earlier He likes to jump out, and give me a scare But the thing the scares me the most Is finding out what crawls out of Kev's Underwear The Blair Witch Hoedown Heather: I was watching this movie, made up by some teens It was so sad, it twas even mean I know the guy who made it, or should I say man The person who made the movie, was Huzlinefan The WLO Insults Hoedown Steve: Dane likes Feivel, he is quite a twit Whenever I see Kevin, I think I'm gonna be sick! Those two little monkeys, they really have tude And I think that this hoedown is quite rude! The Becky Hoedown Becky: I live my life freely, mostly in sin. Because tonight, I will kill Kevin. I gave him what he wanted, we went in too deep. And then that basterd- he feel asleep! The First Date Hoedown Branden: i met a person, during a depression Needless to say I didn't make a good impression There's something I started, something I began I scored a second date with Huzlinefan! The School Food Hoedown Camille: I remember lunch in grade five, It was the worst ive ever had in my life It was the worst lunch there ever was It must have been because my lunch lady was Huz! The Space Travel Hoedown Heather: Oh I live in Florida the beaches here are neat Lots of warm sun, and crabbies crawl by your feet But I wanna go on avacation, and do it very soon Maybe if I;m lucky I'll send Kevin to the moon! Hollywood Director Dane: ::slaps head:: wait a minuite....I know what you need...you have to act like......Kevin Christa: Noone will watch that!! Heather: sure Janet: What an Idea!! Heather: cant be THAT hard Heather: **just sits there** Christa: Whatever you say. Dane: make him as fruity as you want....Action! Heather: time to paint the fruits!!!!! Janet: Hey Christa? How was claaaaaaass? *don't ask...inside joke* Heather: claaaaaaaaaaaas? Christa: Now you'll come in the order of Janet, Christa, and ... wow, that was funny. Heather: i hafta go to claaaaaaaaass in the mooooooooooooooooorning Dane: ::offstage:: don't forget his stripper girl superhero he gave you Christa: I'll sit out of this one, because I'm the HOST Janet: And finally, me, KEVIN!! APPLAUD, DAMNIT!! Christa: CLAP GODDAMMIT Heather: im the host, and no one cares how boring i am Janet: Since I'm the host, I'll make YOU go turn on the heater Heather: but it is Ithat pays you! Christa: I'm a dopey high-school guy, but I'm still the HOST Dane: Cut and print! that was beautiful Dane: brilliant........... Kevin: BUZZZZZZZ Let's Make a Date (Dane is everyone from Whose Line? Online!) Lyndsi: okay bacholor #1 if we were walking on the beach or something would you say anything loving or respective? Dane: well, i like to torment alot of people with strange things...so i'd probably get the crap kicked out of me by two certain girls i know Dane: and i'm in love with someone too from my show Dane: she thinks i'm a stalker Dane: ::screams:: Clevland rocks! Dane: mean Cleveland (Steve is Kevin) EmirOcelot: #1What would you do if I told you a secret that was important to me/ Branden: I'm trying to give YOU a chance at something nice...but not anymore....::mumbling:: Steve: Well, let's see, I'd make it into a quirk, and a running joke, and embarass you at all future WLO Shows Kevin: I wonder who #1 is! Steve: ::Buzz Buzz:: Whoo, gadgets! Party Quirks J_No_More: ::ding dong:: Kevin: ::opens door:: (J_No_More is huzlinefan) J_No_More: hey, let the IMPORTANT one in! J_No_More: oh, hello...I'm the bigshot man! Kevin: Oh hello John Sessions J_No_More: check this put.......(ahem)........"WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH THAT?" Kevin: Oh I get it....... J_No_More: wooooo, this show ain't anything without me! Kevin: ::opens door:: I'm gonna let in a guest and I want the Huzlinefan impersonator to leave! Heather: bzzzzzzzz Superheroes Kevin: Hello Huzlinefan Impersonator Person Hilda: Sorry i took a while...you kept on talking...and i fell asleep Kevin: Hey that was an insult Hilda: well....blah blah blah blah Kevin: I should leave for that Hilda: thats all i say...is talk talk talk talk Hilda: I just cant such up.. Hilda: (noo!! i'm kidding!) Hilda: I'm a big colin fan...and i have my own WLiiA online site! Hilda: Look at me! Hilda: hello, my name is kev, and I have no life Home Shopping Lyndsi: lets sell kevin Steve: too hard Branden: actually Branden: too easy Steve: easy to get someone to PAY for Kevin? Lyndsi: why how hard is selling an insignificant prick Branden: Kevin wearing ONLY underwear with holes in them Steve: Ugggghhhhhh...the nightmares Nicole: ewwwwww scary mental pic CrewChief: The third item is a combo sell, right? Elyse: lol I'm glad I don't know what Kevin looks like Elyse: A dead mouse Branden: does ANYONE know what kevin looks like? Nicole: kev is soooo gonna kill you for suggesting that! Branden: hehe Branden: oh well Nicole: now your all mine! Lyndsi: no i really dont wanna eithewr --------------------------------------------- Steve: Well I can't get anywhere! Steve: Look at This Tire! Steve: It's all deflated, whatever could we do with this!?! Steve: Let me tell you CrewChief: Why, Slimy, what can they do with a deflated tie? Steve: This is the perfect practical joke CrewChief: Practical joke? How so? Steve: Ya see, I stole this from Kevin's Ford Pinto when he wasn't looking Steve: then I deflated it! Steve: Ah, Hahahaha::more faked laughter:: CrewChief: But why would our faithful viewers wants one of Kev's deflated tires? Steve: Now we're going to sell it to you Steve: for the low low price of 13 dollars CrewChief: Just 13 dollars? That's a steal... Steve: then you can make him pay lots more to get it back from you CrewChief: But what are we going to do about this item here... Kevin in nothing but holey underwear? Branden: .o0{ I'M GETTING OUT MY CREDIT CARDS RIGHT NOW!!! } Branden: j/k CrewChief: Slimy, tell me, why in the world would people want someone who drives a Pinto? Steve: I think we'll put him back in the closet for our later show Steve: he's scaring the customers away Branden: buzz buzz buzzzz World's Worst Wine Toast Stephen: A toast to huzlinefan's wedding day, oh wait a sec...to his praying for even a pity date day Cassy: To ~takes out a long list~ world hugner, passing out, Huzlinefan, sickness World's Worst Person to be married to Laura: hi, I'm huzlinefan! Laura: my name is kevin and I'm only 16 years old. Heather: Hi, Im Kevin, and I stalk men *maniac laughing* Kevin: I'm huzlinefan and....no wait....that's been done 3 times in this game already World's Worst Movie Pitch Cassy: I say we do the life story of Kevin! Whho's with me? World's Worst Status Message Heather: Guess what's in my briefs Heather: - Kev World's Worst Job Megan: Kevin's care taker World's Worst Superbowl Halftime Show Steve: My Name is Kevin, I'm from Cleveland, and I'm a Whose Line aholic World's Worst Stand-up Comic Introductions Angie: And here he is, the man voted the least likely to ever tell a single joke EVER in his high school yearbook....Huzelinefan! Awarding Points Cassy: um....1,500 to Kev for showing his bum Kevin: Whoo hoo Chelsea: Best crack all night. Kevin: (shows it again in hopes for more points) Cassy: 2000 for me for putting up with it Chelsea: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! Cassy: 500 more Kevin: Yay Kevin: (shows it to the audience) Chelsea: Please, please, Greatest Hits or Scenes From a Hat or Scenes Cut From a Movie or...something... Chelsea: just make him STOP! Film TV and Theatre Styles Kevin: BUZZZZZ Kevin: Let's end it on a good style to use.... Kevin: Clive Anderson All Talk. ::evil laughter:: Heather: ::in a higer-class pompus accent:: This si the show where I talk talk talk, and never shut up Nancy: HEY! I'M DYING HERE! Heather: Much like our host, and very *special* guest, Kevin Nancy: Don't I get to say anything???? Heather: And now, I shall help this young lady, while trying to interview her Nancy: Well, thank goodness for THAT! Nancy: I want to tell you something very important! Heather: So, what was it like, being shot, and still making it here for the show, Ms? Kevin: BUZ BUZ BUZ BUZ Heather: And then we shall babble about it for a half an hour, and force millions of Englishmen watch! Heather: MWHAAHAHAHA Kevin: BUZ BUZ Heather: ::helps nancy up:: Kevin: Shes dead why help her up Heather: Now, time for my impression of..... Nancy: ::leans on Heather:: Heather: KEVIN! Nancy: ::shakes her hand:: Heather: BZZZ BZZ BZZZ, look I type with one hands BZZZ BZZZ BZZZ! Heather: one hand* Kevin: Hey how did you know I had a sandwish in my other hand.... Nancy: ::waves her hands about like Tony impersonating Clive:: Yes, yes, BZZZ BZZZ, I'm KEVIN! Kevin: ::puts his sandwich away:: Scenes From a Hat Laura: rejected songs by boy bands Stephen: huzliners away Kevin: WHAT STEPHEN DOES IN HIS SPARE TIME Stephen: time to stalk Kev Nancy: ::mimes writing:: Ways to Insult Kevin, entry #354... Kevin: next scene: A talk show hosted by Kevin Stephen: welcome to Kevin's "Ways to insult Stephen, our first guest, the love of my life, Laura" Nancy: SHUT UP!!!!!! JUST SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!! Kevin: Top ten lists.....reasons why I'm pathetic..... Kevin: #10-----53 Hoedowns on audio cassette Stephen: 10, You're an obsessive person Drew: HEY THERE, HERE'S JUST ALITTLE ABOUT ME.....WHOSE LINE, WHOSE LINE, WHOSE LINE, AND WHOSE LINE Nancy: You're going to need more than a top ten list.... Stephen: 9. You stalk women 1/12 times your age Cassy: bad things to say while skiing Angie: :::stabs Kev with pointy thing:: oops, sorry Heather: Why Kevin never got a girlfriend Stephen: ::looks in a mirror:: Angie: Huzlinefan is a girl aint he? *grinz @ Kev* Nancy walks up to Kevi Nancy: aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! Cassy: What I do during the week Heather: Kevin? You left your undesireables in the shower.,..... Kevin: (someone's obsessed with images of me in the shower) Heather: (prepare to die) Kevin: WEBSITES THAT HAVE FAILED RECENTLY Steve: www.kevinfromcleveland.com Josh: www.whoselineonline.com Steve: www.kevinfromcleveland/nudepics/pic1.html Dane: 'what Kevin is thinking right now' Amanda: ARGHH!!! My brain is on fart mode!!! Dane: Man, Dane is looking hot right now Kevin: How does Dane know I'm thinking that? Chris: 'I'm going to change my name to Helen' Josh: Things written on the wall of a men's room Pookaruka: for a good time call kevin.... 555-stud Kevin: "A TALK SHOW HOSTED BY HUZLINEFAN" Scott: "Now, let's meet my first guest... what? No one wanted to do the show? (starts crying)" Kevin: and finally, "YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE" Scott: "and finally, 'YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE'" Kevin: BUZZZZZZZ Film TV and Theatre Styles Laura: maybe huzie got grounded for cyber stalking me Stephen: or arrested Scene to Rap-Slaughterhouse Cassy: Hey, hey, hey, listen up now I caught huz molesting a dead cow He grabbed it by its leg and then grabbed a huge axe Cut it in half right down it's back The cow was made into a burger, and I really suck at this game YO! Stephen: Now, now, now, you don't suck, just 'cause you can't rhyme something like puck, now what's this about a cow and huz tell me now 'cause I have nothing to lose, what's up with huz and a cow's bod is he tryin' to be a human cattle prod? Greatest Hits-Songs of the Watiress Patrick: I remember the day that song was released, I was at this strip cl...*clears throat* We've also put in a very special underplayed, slow song, "Would you like to hear about the specials?" Becky: They didn't know what sod tastes like, Becky: So they almost got up, to take a hike. Becky: When they saw a dish so rare, Becky: It was porked, covered in Kevin's underwear....* Becky: *pork. sheesh. Jen: they ate it up Jen: they scarfed it down Jen: they loved the flavor Jen: kevins yummy they found!****** Suggestions for Expert Kevin: (audience) FLOPPY DISKS Kevin: Right. Thanks, audience Steve: Something Kevin knows all too much about Songs of the Stripper Heather: we'll be right back to kevin, wonders of a moron in just a moment Angie: (heehee) Amanda: Have you ever been to a strip club? Heather: no comment Amanda: Well I know I haven't, but I'm sure that Kevin and many other have! The Millionaire Show Drew: Our new Millionaire winner is HUZLINEFAN Kevin: IT WAS FIXED! Stephen: Okay, I'd like to phone a hitman to kill huzlinefan Change of cast Kevin: The scene is you are three people plotting to attack me Heather: good Janet: this'll be easy Stephen: I like it Kevin: As hard as that may be to pretend... Kevin: Just start it off, see what you can do Stephen: We gotta get that huzlinefan and get 'im good, y'hear me Heather: yea, but how? Janet: when he's least expecting it.... Stephen: I dunno, Janet? Stephen: yeah, that'll work Kevin: buzzzzzz Kevin: Ryan Stiles Shakespeare Stephen: It will be gooooood when huuuuuuuz is vanquished Heather: The blood, the blood we will let is red Janet: If I were a woman like a man I would be my brother Janet: ???? Kevin: buzzzzz Kevin: Try Presidential Debate Janet: Well, he claims he invented the internet... Stephen: That's nice, but we must lower taxes so killing huz will be cost effective Janet: let's GET him! Heather: I don't see how it will work! I mean guns and knifes MUST be leaglized to go through with it Stephen: yes, good rebuttal Janet: yeah....he owns a baseball team too (ie george w. Heather: ::under breath:: better than yours you cheap &^*32865 Kevin: BUZZZZZ Try in the style of..... Kevin: DVD audio commentators Stephen: We will learn about his mind by seeing the many bloopers that comprise it Stephen: watch him as he wets himself at a school assembly Heather: and by pressing the red button, you can hear the cartelage in SURROUND SOUND! Janet: then we'll go in, see what a sick f$$$ he is, and catch him at his weakest point! Kevin: buzzzz Kevin: What were YOU doing, Janet? Janet: *shut up man I'm tired* Janet: :) Kevin: Try it as SPAMMERS now Janet: spammers???? Heather: spammers? Kevin: SPAM people Heather: that's gamer's depart. Stephen: the weakest point, which can be purchased for a mere $9.99 a month Heather: spam? which means? Janet: aaah....which is the same amount you'll pay for this top notch porn site membership Stephen: it's a wonderful opportunity and we must shamelessly advertise it in as many ways as possible Kevin: buzzzz Stephen: E-mail, IM, chat, we must spread the word Kevin: Teenage Girls in a chat room Janet: lol Heather: and once they delte this offer, it will plauge the browser for months! Stephen: omg!!! He's such a skank, just like that Brittney Spears, gah! I'm SO much better-lookin than HER! Heather: ::sigh:: I can't decide! Black or Midnight mascara Janet: and like, oh my god...what a weird-oh....LOSER! Janet: talk to the hand, etc Stephen: Yeah, not even that Sgamer guy's as big a loser as huzie Kevin: BUZZZZ one more change of cast.... Heather: ? Kevin: People playing Whose Line Online Kevin: (lets see if I can confuse you) Stephen: What're we gonna do now, we must spend the next fifteen minutes deciding Janet: Hoedown? Oh damnit..I can't believe he's makin' us do a hoedown Heather: talk to the paw, 'cos the tail dont wanna hear it Janet: that's it....huz isn't reading THE credits! Stephen: and when we decide, we'll spend another twenty minutes deciding HOW to implement our decision Kevin: buzzz buzzz buzz buzzz Heather: look at me! I'm huz! bzzz bzzz bzz! Kevin: I have a lot of points to give.... Heather: buzz buzz buzz! im so boring! Kevin: a thousand points to Sgamer for his interpretation of Whose Line Online cast members, that was too accurate Scene to Rap: Ganging up on huzlinefan Stephen: I'm gonna go to form a posse an' Stephen: unleash on that guy we know as huzlinefan Stephen: We gotta get rid of 'im and rid of 'im fast Stephen: in singing he always chickens out till last Stephen: He does come with good puns but Stephen: That ain't gonna stop us from kickin' his butt Stephen: (next) Heather: ::steps in:: Heather: Wait for me I wanna pumble him good Heather: an so huzlinefan gets what he should Heather: he thinks hes the bomb Heather: just 'main clam Heather: we'll all our chance to hurt this guy badly Heather: oh no look out, here comes bradley Heather: (next) StylinShrimp: Where's that slime who said I'd get paid? StylinShrimp: that huz guy will get hell today StylinShrimp: better get him fast, 'cause we StylinShrimp: (sorry, didn't mean to type that) StylinShrimp: better get him fast, I'm wasting time StylinShrimp: just cause I can't type or rhyme StylinShrimp: (next) Hilda: Yo, yo, yo, homies Hilda: We're gonna kick Huzline's butt Hilda: Because I know, that he's a runt Hilda: (I dont mean that) Hilda: But huzline is not all that Hilda: Even tho he may be PHAT Hilda: But i dunno, I cant rap. Hilda: (next) J_No_More: I went to visit dan, and that was no fun J_No_More: cause when i went to get my paycheck, thee was none J_No_More: i'm pissed today, and who do i chose J_No_More: to get his butt kicked? I choose huz! J_No_More: Cause look at his hands, he has the greens, the grass J_No_More: so prepare yourself huz, time to kick your @$$! J_No_More: (next) Kevin: (ryanfan?) Lyndsi: (im thinking) StylinShrimp: (call an instrumental) Lyndsi: Big instrumental break (didnt mean to pull a colin i couldnt think of anything) Stephen: one more person left in our posse Stephen: She'll come here to join you guys 'n' me Stephen: then a few more guys we'll choose Stephen: after that we'll go hunt down huz Stephen: (go anybody) J_No_More: i'd like to know which way to go... J_No_More: but it ain't gona stop me! huz, here we go! J_No_More: (a minature save, next) Kevin: Oh no, they're ganging up! Kevin: I'm gonna get ****ed up! Steve: His name is Huzline Steve: I'm here to beat him down Steve: I'm gonna beat him up 'cause he is a little clown Steve: He thinks that he can host, but all he does is crap Steve: I'm gonna end it cause I don't know how to rap Kevin: It's not finished Kevin: not finished yet Kevin: I still have to rap and sweat Kevin: I'm bleeding all over, an awful mess Kevin: because my skills are not the best Kevin: You think you are so great, but only a trifle Kevin: joke's on you, I've got a rifle! Hilda: Oh no! Run! Kevin: I'm a robot, from the past Kevin: I'm gonna blow myself and blow up your ***! Stephen: Silly fool robots weren't around Stephen: in the past you silly clown StylinShrimp: Oh no no, please desist StylinShrimp: I forgot I'm a pacifist Kevin: I'm gonna, blow, up this room Kevin: beep beep beep beep beep..... Kevin: BOOOOOM! Hilda: ::hits the floor:: Steve: ::dives for cover:: Stephen: we bombed, we bombed J_No_More: ::runs:: StylinShrimp: eeep::runs:: Kevin: BUZZZZ? Lyndsi: runs fast J_No_More: don't worry, i got napalm! Steve: ::runs around trying to put his hair out:: Stephen: If I"m gonna die I'm gonna die happy Stephen: I'm gonna dance even thought it's sappy StylinShrimp: Can't stand blood, it makes me woozy StylinShrimp: Sorry to be so violent huzzy J_No_More: phew, I can't rap on... Kevin: Oh no I've blown up.... Kevin: I'm left as fuzzz Kevin: BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ! Heather killed huzlinefan Heather: those handcuffs look mighty tempting right now... Nicole: shut up! why did you do it? Steve: That's what I'd like to know too! Heather: because i could Steve: Because you could, Because you could! Steve: There are better forms of revenge than this! Heather: i've yet to see the, Heather: them* Steve: Do you have ANY idea as to what you've done??? Steve: Listen, even though the victim could be a jackass at times there was no need for your actions!!!!!! Nicole: how big of an effect this has on us? Kevin: I don't like that clue Steve: Too bad!!! Steve: What are we supposed to do for fun on Saturday Nights now!!!!! Nicole: yeah! Heather: not my fault, he deserved it in my opinion Steve: He may have deserved a kick in the pants, but THIS, THIS was just uncalled for!!!! Heather: big deal.. compared to clinton this was a petty crime Kevin: I really don't like these clues. Heather still has no idea Kevin: You don't?!?! Heather: no Kevin: I thought I gave it away Heather: *shrug* Kevin: When I said I really don't like the clues Steve's giving Heather: why is it that i can see you through the mirror? Kevin: um...no you can't. Kevin: I'm not here at all! Steve: GHOST!!!!!!!! Kevin: Don't you remember what you did? Heather: if your not there how come yous is talking? Steve: dives behind Heather's chair Kevin: booooooooo Kevin: ooOooOOOooo Kevin: You shall pay for what you did Heather! Kevin: (still don't know?) Heather: (no clue) Heather: im never confessin Nicole: we saw the bloody knife in your hand Kevin: looks to Nicole and Steve Heather: uh... i was uh.... cooking Kevin: What other clues can you give her? Heather: so what if i killed 'im? Nicole: killed who?? are you confeswing? Steve: grabs the microphone Heather: i aint confessin to nothing! Steve: damn! Kevin: can only be seen by Heather Kevin: Tell them! Admit it! Steve: He was the best host we ever had, HOW, HOW COULD YOU!!!!!!!! Heather: i hated kevin from the very start Kevin: BUZZZZZ Kevin: Finally. Kevin: for killing me, 50 points deducted Film TV and Theatre Styles: mourning at Kevin's funeral Dane: ::sobs:: Oh Steve, i can't belive Kev is dead Stephen: Why not? You killed him. Dane: oh, that's right Steve: BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Olympics Commentators Heather: (impale him on the javelin! ::corsses fingers::) Stephen: Yes, you snuck up behind him and used a blunt gold object to crush his skull Dane: and as Kevin lies there Steve, you gotta imagine that he want's to get the gold for the dead event Stephen: Oh, without a doubt, the gold is his just for how peaceful he looks Dane: In fact, i think Kev won last year for this as well Steve: BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Porno Dane: maybe we should...take his clothes off Stephen: I thought he won for....this (takes clothes off) Dane: ::hums porn music and mimmics stripping:: Stephen: Wanna do a manage a death? Steve: BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Winnie The Pooh Dane: Pooh you silly old bear, you killed Kevin Stephen: Tiggers are wonderful killers, cause killin's a wonderful thing Dane: ::pours honey on Kev:: Stephen: He looks so sweet Stephen: like an adorable little piglet Steve: Two more...B Movie Dane: oh my god...Kev is rising from the dead! Stephen: Oh no! He's...getting...up... Dane: quick, run around pointlessly Stephen: Good idea Dane: ::runs in a circle:: Kevin: rooooooar..... Stephen: ::runs around pointlessly:: Kevin: ::walks towards the two:: Steve: BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Last one...Simpsons Stephen: Wow, Man. Dane: D'oh, he's gonna get us Bart Stephen: Don't worry Milhouse, I gotta plan Dane: please Kevin, kill the boy, not me Stephen: Hey shut up Homer Dane: I'm Homer you dope Stephen: Your time on the world is gone, I'm still young and can do somethin with my life Dane: why you little ::strangles Steve: BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Stephen: aaaaaaacccckkkkkk Dane: ::lets go and shakes Stephen's hand:: Steve: OK, enough, enough!! Stephen: ::shakes Dane's hand:: Kevin: ::goes back to his comfortable casket::