Maniacally mundane musings puntiliously punctuated by amusing astucity, rants and ravings, lunacy and lucidity side by side.

Yes, it's captivating! It's compelling! It's inspiring! It's... well, actually, none of those things. It's just my small playground for random statistics, full of all my nonsense. Please enjoy the view though and don't fall over the edge.

You may well ask who is the person responsible for all this? Well, her real life human name is Triona. Despite living in the nation's capital all her life, she has never been named an unindicted co-conspirator for anything. She aspires to reside in a lighthouse, but is instead an urban refugee living in suburbia and her web pages incorporate her interests, erratic observations on life in the suburbs, and not very far beyond.


"... and that, my liege, is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped."