Donna Quotes
Jackie: I want it to be really, really special.
Donna: How can it not without a gigantic banner?
Jackie: Exactly.
Jackie: Eric will never be your boyfriend if you keep beating him at stuff. Okay, it's like in Westside Story, if Maria had beat
Tony at one on one, they would have never fallen in love.
Donna: Yea, and Tony would have never been killed in that knife fight.
Jackie: And neither will Eric if you're not careful!
Donna: No, don't worry about it. Someone will stab Eric. Bye!
Eric: Ever since yesterday, I can't stop thinking about you. I mean, I've known you practically my whole life. I want you. I
want you so bad.
Donna: Eric, its a car.
Eric: Well, it's better than the time the Oscar Meyer weeniemobile drove through.
Donna: They didn't even stop. They just slowed down and threw a bunch of hot dog whistles at us.
Hyde: Two girls driving around in a phallic RV, handing out things you blow. What a great country.
Eric: Hey, did you write "I hate the fuzz" on your butt?
Hyde: Yeah. Donna, here's your lipstick back.
Donna: Keep it.
Donna: How could they not catch you?
Eric: I guess no one wants to tackle a naked guy.
Donna: So true.
Eric: You didn't uh...you didn't see anything did you?
Donna: No..well maybe just a bit. But not THE bit.
Eric: Wait, what do you mean a bit?
Eric: I've got to go inside but I'll leave the light on for you-I don't want you to gloat in the dark.
Donna: Hey Eric don't you want your balls back?
Eric: Hey that's a little uncalled for.
(Donna picks up two basketballs.)
Eric: Oh yeah, thanks.
Eric: Would you guys respect me if I worked in the town dump?
Donna: The town dump? No. Now the state dump...
Eric: What a weird night. Hey, you see Kelso's shoes?
Donna: Yeah remember when he saw a girl wearing the same shoes?
Eric: Yeah. Actually that was, pretty sad.
Hyde: (shows girlie magazine to Kelso) Check it out.
Kelso: Wow.
Donna: I see that every day.
Donna: It's still three women, naked with a dog.
Fez: I want to be the Hooterville dog.
Bob: Hey, looking sharp there Eric! You gonna be around this weekend?
Eric: Yes sir.
Bob: Good, make sure no guys are hanging around Donna.
Donna: I don't want it to be public. I don't want it to be tacky. I don't want it to be pressured. And now it's like this tacky
public makeout thing.
Jackie: I understand. Everybody wants their first makeout to be special. In a romantic place like Ireland or Disney World.
Donna: Disney World?
Jackie: Right. Sorry.
Eric: Let's say Buddy made a move on me.
Donna: Eric, he's not gonna make a move on you if he knows you're straight.
Hyde: I don't know, Forman is pretty irresitible.
Eric:I don't think he'll make a move on me again.
Hyde/Donna: Again?!?!?
Eric: Or for the first time...I gotta go!
Hyde: You know Donna, if Forman ever decides to dabble in the love that dare not speak its name...I'm here for you.
Donna: Man that Grinch has a big butt.
Fez: Yes. Nothing says Christmas like a big green grinch ass.
Hyde: Mrs. Pinciotti, I want to buy a present for this girl, and she's about Donna's age, so I was wondering what Donna likes.
Midge: Perfume. Donna wears White Shoulders. It's not just for shoulders, you can wear it anywhere!
Hyde: Really.
Midge: Yeah, like your neck, or the mall.
Hyde: Well, about how much does a bottle of that run?
Midge: About twelve dollars.
Hyde: Ooh. Well what about a bottle of crappy perfume, how much would that cost?
Midge: Gosh, I don't know. I'll call Bob's mom.
Hyde: Hey Donna man, I brought my double sleeping bag. You know?
Donna: Great...can Eric and I borrow it?
Fez: Oh Hyde, watching you fail over and over...it is like Charlie Brown and the football.
Hyde: Yeah man, I just don't get it.
Fez: Yes, because Eric already has it!
Fez: I made my first snowball! I love the snow so much, my fingers are numb with joy!
Donna: Its frostbite Fez.
Fez: How rude! I hate your white man's winter!
Eric: So I still can't believe Kelso cheated on Jackie with Pam Macy. That was just a seriously uncool move.
Donna: Yeah...
Eric: I mean, to risk everything for...
Donna: Eric, I would never do that to you. You can trust me.
Eric: Really?
Donna: Absolutely. I would never kiss Pam Macy behind the gym.
Eric: Never say never, Donna.
Jackie: Michael Kelso and I have made beautful love.
Donna: Eeeeewwwww!!
Jackie: Oh my god, from up here Point Place looks just like Paris.
Donna: You think that looks like Paris? No wonder you think Kelso could be a model.
Kelso: Hey, I could so be a model!
Donna: What's going on? You mad at me or something?
Eric: Donna, I saw my parents having sex.
Donna: Oh god! Eeeeeeew!!
Eric: Yeah.
Donna: And you liked it, right?
Eric: No! God no, thats sick!!
Donna: I'm kidding Eric, I 'm kidding!
Eric: Ha, good one.
Eric: Donna, I don't see this receeding. I mean, I walked in on Red and Kitty, and they were right in the middle.
Donna: That's nothing. I caught my parents outside, in broad daylight, in the hammock, where I used to read like my Nancy
Drew mysteries!
Eric: Oh man, that is so much worse than mine!
Eric: Ok what's so funny?
Donna: Nothing.
Eric: No, tell me.
Donna: I know you're going for the bra.
Eric: How did you know?
Donna: Every time you go for my bra your lips stop moving.
Eric: So um, you're really not having any fun?
Donna: Oh I'm having a good time. I'd just like a little attention when you're struggling with my underwear. I'm here too. It
doesn't always have to be about the twins.
Eric: The twins? Is that what you call them? That is so very hot! (pause) Ok...
Donna: Take me home
Eric: So um, what part of that was supposed to make me feel better?
Donna: I'm not wearing a bra.
Eric: You are the best girlfriend ever!