Jackie Quotes
Jackie: Wait on the porch and I'll get Eric.
Donna: But it's dark out there.
Jackie: And you're giving him a candle. Yeah.
Jackie: Eric will never be your boyfriend if you keep beating him at stuff. Okay, it's like in Westside Story, if Maria had beat
Tony at one on one, they would have never fallen in love.
Donna: Yea, and Tony would have never been killed in that knife fight.
Jackie: And neither will Eric if you're not careful!
Donna: No, don't worry about it. Someone will stab Eric. Bye!
Donna: I don't want it to be public. I don't want it to be tacky. I don't want it to be pressured. And now it's like this tacky
public makeout thing.
Jackie: I understand. Everybody wants their first makeout to be special. In a romantic place like Ireland or Disney World.
Donna: Disney World?
Jackie: Right. Sorry.
Hyde: Hey Jackie, come here.
Jackie: Why?
Hyde: Just come here.
Jackie: Hyde, if you want to make out with me, the answer's probably no.
Fez: I am freezing! The winter in my country is seventy degrees. We must hold each other for warmth!
Jackie: Stop touching me!
Fez: But I'm going to DIE!
Hyde: Ok Fez, oooh, Ameretto. This'll warm you right up. Take a sip of that.
Fez: Yum, liquid candy.
Jackie: Michael Kelso and I have made beautful love.
Donna: Eeeeewwwww!!
Jackie: Well I have a date too.
Kelso: What's his name?
Jackie: His name is--not important. What's important is, he's better than you. In every conceivable way.
Kelso: Well damn Jackie, that could be anyone!
Jackie: Oh my god, from up here Point Place looks just like Paris.
Donna: You think that looks like Paris? No wonder you think Kelso could be a model.
Kelso: Hey, I could so be a model!
Fez: These after school specials are thrilling. Who knew it takes only one beer to turn a cheerleader into a whore?
Jackie: You know Fez, this show contains an important message. That very thing happened to a friend of mine.
Fez: Really?
Jackie: Mmm hmm.
Fez: Um, may I ask who?
Hyde: Man, that is one drunk slutty cheerleader!
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