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WWF RAW is WAR Report: 12/10/01
-dun...dun...dun...Dun Dun! Ric Flair steps out onto the stage, holding the WWF Title over his shoulder, and the World Championship over his other arm. He makes his way into the ring, and sets the belts down. Last night, he says, he promised the world that he would present the Undisputed WWF Championship belt tonight to the winner. So without further adiou, introducing Mr. Chris Jericho. The Y2J Countdown hits 0.00, and out comes The Ayatollah and the Living Legend. Jericho marches down the ramp and poses for all his fans before getting in the ring. On such a historic evening, Y2J doesn't know where to begin. That's why he wrote a list of people to thank. No one thought he had a chance to be the Undisputed Champion, except for one person, who has always had faith in him: himself. So he would like to thank himself for being so strong, athletic, and talented to be able to prove everyone wrong. Also, thanks to his opponenents The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin. Two of the biggest icons in the history of this business, and the two biggest stars in the WWF today. For him to beat them both back-to-back, in the same night, single-handedly is an incredible honor. They gave it their best, but they were beaten by the better man last night. And thanks to the little people here and watching at home. If it weren't for us, he wouldn't be here today. If it weren't for Jericho realizing that the people's opinions didn't matter, his career wouldn't be skyrocketting like it is today. Thanks to one of the owners of this company, who has true class, true dignity, Vince McMahon. Vince gave Jericho the opportunity, and made sure there was no outside interference. He evened the odds, and for that, Jericho thanks him. Finally, thanks to Ric Flair. Flair said he would present the winner with the belts, and here he is. Jericho knows why Flair is here: all through his illustrious career, winning title after title, he always wanted to be near a larger-than-life, superduper star, and a living legend. And tonight, Flair's dreams are coming true. So now, Flair can have the honor of presenting Jericho with his two Championship belts, making him the first, the only, and the true Undisputed Champion. Flair places the World Championship over one of Jericho's shoulders, and the WWF Title over the other. Flair asks if Jericho feels like the best there is. That's great, because tonight, he'll defend those titles in a Steel Cage! And the real punchline: it'll be against Stone Cold Steve Austin! As Jericho tries to regain his footing after being taken so aback, Flair WHOO!s it up and marches up the ramp. Jericho frowns as he looks up at the cage. Fade Out.
-"Rollin" hits and the new WWF Hardcore Champion rides down to the ring. Spike marches down to the ring and tosses some goodies into the ring before getting in with a man more than twice his size. Spike gets on the motorcycle and acts like he's leaving, causing Taker to run at him. Spike flies into the ring and leaps at Taker, who catches him and rams him into the ringpost. In the ring, Taker locks Spike into the Tree of Woe and stomps on his prone head. Spike hits a low blow and nails Taker's knee with a kendo stick. Spike nails Taker with a few trashcan lids, but Taker boots one back into his face. Taker repeatedly smashes the lid into Spike's head. Taker starts rubbing his arm across Spike's face before calling for the Last Ride. He lifts Spike up and smals him through the trashcan 1-2-3! After the match, Taker picks up the unconcious Spike and chokeslams him over the top onto the floor outside.
-In the arena, Kurt Angle comes out to the new, electric version of "Medal". Angle waves to Vince's suite. Despite the travesty that took place last night, he says, of not becoming the Undisputed Champion, he has requested this match for one reason only: Vince McMahon. What Vince went through last week is a horror that should never be talked about or seen ever again. Let's see what he means. Angle rolls the footage and narrates the footage of Vince's head shoved up Rikishi's ass. That is gross. Think about the stench! But tonight, after Angle beats Rikishi, he'll dedicate the match to Vince. Rikishi gets in the ring, and Angle kicks him awy. German suplex by Angle! Angle pounds away on Rikishi in the corner, but Rikishi pushes him away. Samoan Drop by Rikishi, but Angle comes back with elbows. Angle looks for the Sunset Flip, but Rikishi sits on him. Rikishi backs that ass up into Angle in the corner. Angle drops down into prime Stinkface position, but Angle quickly leaves the ring. Angle starts to back up the ramp and then turns around, allowing the ref to make the 10 Count. In the ring, Rikishi grabs a hat and starts dancing his famous dance. Angle runs back down and attacks the dancing Rikishi. Rikishi pushes him out of the corner and clotheslines him down. Stinkface to Angle! The lights go out, and again Rikishi dances. Again, Angle decides that the dance is too much. Angle gets a chair and smacks Rikishi down. He repeatedly smashes the chair into Rikishi's ribs and then smacks him across the back one last time. Fade Out
-In the arena, Regal comes out to the ring. Teddy Long, being the badass that he is, pats down Regal, checking behind his knee pads and down his boots and all. Regal says that what he just did to Edge was just the beginning. This is a new William Regal. He will be dishing out punishment like we've never seen before. If you don't believe him, ju... BOOM! Kane marches down the ramp and into the ring. Kane with right hands to Regal and a clothesline in the corner. Back body drop by Kane, followed with some knockdown punches. Back elbows from Kane. Regal starts fighting back, but Kane hits a sidewalk slam 1-2-kickout. Clothesline by Kane, and Regal escapes to the outside. Kane goes up top and leaps out to Regal, but Regal sidesteps him. Regal gets the brass knuckles from a table outside and puts them on, but Kane boots him down. Kane rolls Regal into the ring and goes up top. Flying cothesline by Kane. He reaches back and locks in the choke, but Regal nails him in the head with the brass knuckles 1-2-3! Fade Out.
-The D-Bombs drop, and out come the Tag Champions the Dudleys along with Stacy. Trish comes out (as Lawler says: "she's got a nice tag team herself!") and then her partner The Rock. Rock and D-Von start off, with Rock kicking him back and hitting a back elbow. Knee by D-Von, but Rock hits a back body drop. Rock clothesline D-Von over the top and then knocks BuhBuh off the apron. Outside, Rock smashes D-Von into the announce table a few times, and then tosses BuhBuh over D-Von onto the table. Rock breaks the count and comes back outside, where he smashes BuhBuh into the table and into the ring. Inside, BuhBuh hits a back elbow and an elbow drop 1-2-shoulder up. Samoan Drop by Rock 1-2-shoulder up. Tag to D-Von. Punches in the corner by D-Von, but Rock clotheslines him down. BuhBuh makes a blind tag and clotheslines Rock down. Falling neckbreaker by BuhBuh. Tag to D-Von. D-Von pounds away on Rock. D-Von distracts the ref, allowing Stacy to choke Rock on the apron. Tag to BuhBuh. Double flapjack from the Dudleys. Rock explodes out of the corner with a clothesline. Suplex by BuhBuh 1-2-shoulder up. Tag to D-Von. Overhead throw by Rock. Stacy runs over and pulls Trish off the apron. The ref goes to check on her, while BuhBuh hits a falling neckbreaker 1-shoulder up. Sleeper by BuhBuh. Rock's arm down once...twice...thri-no! Back suplex by Rock! Tag to D-Von, but Rock fends him off with right hands. Clothesline by D-Von. Rock tries to fight back, but BuhBuh runs in and clotheslines Rock. Suplex by BuhBuh. BuhBuh goes for a clothesline, but Rock ducks and BuhBuh nails his brother! Rock clotheslines BuhBuh down, and now there are three bodies in the ring, with Tris on the apron yelling for a tag. Rock fends off both Dudleys, punching one and then the other, and then a double clothesline. He tosses BuhBuh over the top and spinebustering D-Von! Sharpshooter on D-Von, but BuhBuh boots him down. Spinebuster to BuhBuh. Rock tosses the elbow pad and hits the People's Elbow 1-2-D-Von runs in and elbows BuhBuh! Tag to Trish! Rock scoop slams D-Von and pulls his legs back, allowing Trish to hit the Wassup Headbutt. Stacy gets on the apron, so Rock pulls her inside. Scoop slam to Stacy, and Rock pulls her legs back. Wassup Headbutt to Stacy! Test appears from nowhere, so Rock goes out to fight him, leaving his partner exposed. 3D to Trish! D-Von covers 1-2-3! Rock runs back and Rock Bottoms BuhBuh, only to be Big Booted by Test. Fade Out.
-The Hardy's music hits, and the crowd screams, but soon turns silent when they see that this is the Evil Matt Hardy. Lita's music hits, and out come Jeff and Lita, much to the fans' delight. Matt and Jeff exchange words, with Lita getting in between them. Matt shoves Lita down and attacks Jeff. They roll around on the matt, pounding away on each other. Matt stomps away on his brother, while LIta screams and pouts from the apron. Jeff fires back, pounding away on Matt, only to be big booted away. Matt tosses Jeff to the outside, and then clotheslines him off the apron. Jeff smashes Matt's head into the apron and then the two of them fall over the barrier. Jeff tosses Matt over the barrier, but Matt smashes his brother into the stairs. Back inside, Matt hits a falling fist 1-2-kickout. Matt clotheslines Jeff down, but Jeff hits one of his own. Flying forearm by Jeff, then the Whisper in the WInd. Double legdrop by Jeff, followed with the mounted punches. Jeff looks for the Twist of Fate, but Matt pushes him over the ropes. Lita goes up top and hits the HurricanLita on Matt! Jeff goes up top and misses the Swanton! Lita reaches over and grabs Jeff. She looks to check on Jeff, but Matt capitalizes and schoolboys her 1-2-3!
-Lance Storm comes down, ready to face anyone for a chance to get his job back. The Big Show's pyro explodes and out comes the giant. Show knees Storm into the corner and tosses him to the outside. Short clothesline by Show, then clubs to the back. Kicks to the midsection by Show, then chops to the chest. Show misses the splash in the corner, but then headbutts Storm down. Lance ducks the Big Boot and trips Show down. Lance with a jumping calf kick to the back of the head. Storm goes up top and hits the missile dropkick 1-2-powerout. Storm looks for a kick, but Show reaches up and grabs him. ShowStopper to Storm 1-2-3!
-The glass breaks and Austin marches into the cage. The Y2J Countdown hits 0.00 and the Undisputed Champion and Living Legend comes out. Austin leaves the cage to attack Jericho before he can get in and before the match can begin. Austin drops Jericho on the barrier and chops away. Austin smashes Jericho into the announce table and then gets a chair, but Hebner pulls it away. Meanwhile, Jericho starts climbing up and into the cage. Austin sees him and goes in the door. The bell rings, as Austin pulls Jericho down and Lou Thesz Presses him. Elbow drop by Austin, followed with stomps. Jericho leaps up the turnbuckle to get out, but Austin pulls him back in. Jericho starts crawling towards the door, but Austin grabs him just as he gets there and elbows him down. Jericho tosses Austin into the cage. Mounted punches by Jericho, who then takes off the turnbuckle padding. Austin elbows Jericho and chops him away. Austin back body drops Jericho into the cage and begins the climb up the cage. He stops and comes back down to toss Jericho into the cage again, then again. Jericho looks for a quick Stunner, but Austin pushes him away and stomps on his head. Clothesline in the corner by Austin. Big Boot by Jericho, and a hard clothesline. Lionsault by Jericho, but there are, thankfully, no pinfalls in this match, so he starts climbing the cage. Austin pulls him back in and chops him while still standing on the top rope. Austin 'buckles Jericho and Superplexes him off the top. Jericho begins a slow crawl towards the door, but Austin has him by the foot. Enziguri by Jericho, who again looks to escape via the door. Jericho gets his arms out the door, but Austin grabs him by the foot and pulls him back to the center of the ring. Jericho hits the Stunner! Jericho again crawls to the door, and again gets half-way out. He gets his hands to the mat, but both feet must touch, not hands. Austin is again able to pull him in and toss him into the cage, then again, then again! Austin goes over and smashes Jericho into the exposed turnbuckle a full ten times! WIth blood flowing down his face, Jericho lays motionless as Austin catapults him into the exposed turnbuckle again! And again! Austin marches over and gets to the door, ready to leave, but catches a glimpse of Jericho, giving him the finger! Austin marches back over, picks up Jericho and Stunners him down. Austin goes to the door, but Booker T slams it in his face! Jericho begins to crawl towards the door and makes it out! Jericho has escaped the cage! End Show. |
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