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December 11, 2001
Bakersfield, CA
 

  • The opening shows a recap of Flair/Jericho and Vince/Booker T. and the cage match between Chris Jericho and Stone Cold Steve Austin.

     

  • Kurt Angle & William Regal vs. Edge & Rikishi
    -Before the match begins, Angle was hiding the knucks and gives them to Regal after the ref completed his search. Rikishi and Angle go at it on the outside and Angle gets slammed into the announce table. Angle tags in Regal and both men attempt a doubleteam, however Rikishi clotheslines both men down. Angle and Rikishi go at it again with Angle getting the punches in and follows up with a major clothesline. Rikishi tags in Edge and Angle tags in Regal. Edge hits a Spear on Regal after Regal ran into Angle and the match ends very quickly. 1-2-3. Rikishi attempts to give Angle a Stinkface but Regal breaks it up with a shot to the face. Angle attacks Rikishi and holds him and tells Regal to drill him with the knicks, as Regal attempted to he strikes Angle instead of Rikishi. Rikishi backs that ass up in Rikishi's face!!. After that, Regal gets back up and drills Rikishi with the knucks. Edge comes in and uses a steel chair over Regals head and it then gives Regal the Edge-Ecution DDT on him.
    Winners: Edge, Rikishi

     

  • Vince and Booker T. arrive and they tell security and the dogs to do their job and that Booker T. can get use to the lear jets at limo treatments he's been getting. Vince and Booker enter the arena.

     

  • Ric Flair meets up with Vince and Booker T. as they're heading toward their room. Ric escorts them to their skybox suite as the one they had on RAW. Booker checks the closet for Austin but he ain't there.

     

  • Lita is walking down the hall and Test walks up behind her admiring her rear. Test offers himself to her but Lita declares she needs to be alone. Test goes on with some of his self-induldged persuasion and just as Lita gets mad and Test wants her to hit him, Jeff Hardy gets right in his face and challenges him to a match tonight.

     

  • Tajiri vs. Crash
    -Both men go back and forth in this matchup. Tajiri locks Crash in the Tarantula after a couple mins into the match. Crash hits a hurrahcanrana and then Tajiri conducts the same maneuver and locks Crash into a pinning combination to get the pin. After the match, Crash attacks Tajiri and then Crash attempts to go after Torrie when the lights in the Arena goes out and Hurricane Helms music hits and the lights come back on and reveals Helms on the top rope and hits Crash with a bodypress followed by the Eye of the Hurricane slam. Helms then gives Torrie the thumb up and flees up the stage. Torrie was happy and looked to have appreciated what Hurricane Helms did.
    Winner: Tajiri

     

  • Ric Flair is in his office and in comes Lance Storm. Ric tells him to leave and he's not kidding or playing no more. Lance couldn't believe that Hurricane Helms was hired back and reminds Flair he use to tag with him and carried him. Flair does decide to give him 1 more chance but if Lance fails he's gone forever and for good and Flair tells him to leave him alone and to get the hell outta his office.

     

  • A staff member of the arena arrives with a food order with the exact contents of what Stone Cold Steve Austin had on RAW with jalepeno burgers, tater tots, bloody mary's, whiskey, etc. Booker and Vince tease the face that they got Austin's order and tell the arena guy heat it so Vince and Booker can scarf it down.

     

  • Jeff Hardy vs. Test
    -Both men go back and forth in the this matchup. Jeff hits the Whisper in the Wind flip, Lita gets the Top rope Lita-ranah on Test. Test pushes Earl Hebner in the ropes twice both costing Lita and Jeff Hardy their roles on top of the ropes. Earl Hebner had enough of it and DQ'd Test. After the match, Test levels Earl with a right forearm shot. The Rock comes running down to the ring and lays the SmackDown! on Test and follows up with a Rock Bottom.
    Winner by DQ: Jeff Hardy

     

  • Three Firemen come into the Private box where Vince and Booker T. are. Vince gets nuts and tells them that there is no fire around and berates them. Vince says that just when ya need the firemen they're not there and when ya don't need them, there they are and there was a special fireman with the group...He was STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!!. Austin nails McMahon and goes after Booker T. who escapes through the sky box and Austin is in the persuit, they chase each other for over half the arena on the other side until Booker T. gets backstage with Austin still in persuit. Booker gets in a waiting limo and it leaves. Austin commandeers his Stone Cold truck and goes in pursuit.

     

  • Lance Storm vs. Kane
    -Kane begins hammering away on Storm in the corner. Kane climbs the top rope and hits the clothesline. Lance retreats to the outside and Kane follows and drills Lance. Kane continues his assault on Lance Storm on the outside until they got back in the ring. Storm climbs the top rope and hits the spinning heel but only got a 2 count. Lance hits a kick on Kane but Kane shakes it off and then chokeslams Lance to get the 1-2-3. Ciao for now, Lance..=)
    Winner: Kane

     

  • Faarooq doesn't let up on teasing Matt with asking him personal questions about Lita. Bradshaw defends Matt to a point until he asked if Lita was a natural redhead. Matt gets enraged and yells "If ya don't wanna play cards, Maybe ya wanna fight!". Matt flips over the card table, knocks down the Beer-File cabinet and light. Faarooq wonders what set him off and Bradshaw wonders that maybe she's not a natural redhead, Faarooq then goes "Daamn"..

     

  • Dudley Boyz & Christian vs. Albert, Tazz, Scotty Too Hotty
    -Albert and D-Von start it off with Albert getting the first licks in, the first being a clothesline, tag to Scotty. Albert hoist Scotty on his shoulder and mows down the competition. The Dudley Boyz crotch Scotty in between the post. Christian and Scotty are going at it at this point with Christian using near DQ chokeholds. Bubba Ray gets tagged in and works over Scotty and D-Von gets tagged in a moment later and does the same, and then 5 seconds later, Christian comes back in and works on Scotty. Scotty continues to get punished by his opponents and finally levels Christian and both men are down and Scotty finally tags in Tazz. Tazz attempts to pin Tazz but Christian kicks out. Scotty and Christian are in the ring and Scotty nails the bulldog and nearly scores the WORM until Stacy gets on the apron and waves at him. Scotty is speechless until Albert comes up behind her and pulls down her skirt (White panties!). Albert laughs his ass off but doesn't realize The Dudley Boyz in the ring give Scotty the 3D. Albert breaks it up and that enables Christian to attempt to hit the Un-Prettier driver on Tazz. Tazz counters the Un-Prettier and locks in the Tazzmission to score the tap out.
    Winners: Tazz, Albert, Scotty 2 Hotty

     

  • Matt Hardy vs. Bradshaw
    -Matt jumps on Bradshaw as he enters the ring, Bradshaw comes back with a shoulder block. Bradshaw drops some elbows and attempts a pin, 2 count only. Bradshaw delivers a clothesline to the corner. Bradshaw and Matt are on the rope and Matt hits a moonsault, 2 count only. Matt continues his attack on Bradshaw, Matt gets caught and put in a fallaway slam. Bradshaw levels Matt with right hands and Matt fights right back, however Bradshaw hits a standing suplex. Bradshaw perches Matt on the top rope and Matt fights back and hits a tornado DDT on Bradshaw. Bradshaw hits his single leg drop from the second rope and only a 2 count. Bradshaw fights out of a Twist of Fate attempt, Bradshaw misses a Clothesline from Hell once but the second attempt he followed up.
    Winner: Bradshaw

     

  • After the match, Ric Flair comes in while talking on the phone, he was talking to Austin. Austin talks trash to Vince about Booker T. which was hilarious as hell. Austin was tailing Booker T. to the Grocery store and it was a good thing too because he had some shopping to do as well. He says he's gonna buy many items like pop tarts *Audience: WHAT?*, potato chips *WHAT?*, Lucky Charms *WHAT?*, moon pies *WHAT?*, Hungry Mad TV dinners *WHAT?*, Beefaroni *WHAT?*, etc,. Austin says he'll then open a 6-pack of Whoop-Ass on Booker T. Vince then asks what he has to say about that, Flair has his hands up innocently and does a WHOO as the camera fades to blackness.

     

  • Grocery Store
    -Booker T. is shown getting a box of cereal and opens it up and eats it, Booker then suspected that Austin was nearby and saw someone who looked like him from the backside and attacks him. When the victum turns around, he's not Austin, the guy has a blonde beard like Austin but it wasn't him. When Booker looks in shock, suddenly Austin was behind him, Austin opens a can of Budweiser to get his attention and then the fight was on. Both men wrestle through Isles 1-6, the back dock and the dairy cooler. Booker T. did manage to get a sidekick on Austin on the back dock and then threw him into the dairy cool and closed the door on Austin. Austin comes out through one of the door where ya open it up and get the goods, he has a half gallon of mile and drinks some and offers some to Booker and then whacks him with it. The fight had all kinds of stuff involved from beer, coffee beans, flowers, diapers, grey poupon, flour, eggs, butter, etc.! In the end, Austin takes Booker to a check out lane and Austin leaves and a beaten Booker T. is on his back sobbing and saying that he will get him (Austin). That store was a wreck when they we're done and it might still be a mess in the morning.

     

  • Rock & Rob Van Dam vs. Chris Jericho & Undertaker
    -The Rock and Undertaker start it off. Rock then runs after Jericho and Undertaker jumps him and works him over in the corner with kicks. Rock is sent to the other side and elbows 'Taker and then starts his attack on 'Taker with a neckbreaker and does a Just Bring It! hand wave to Jericho but gets jumped by 'Taker. Jericho gets tagged in works over the Rock with chops. Rock takes Jericho and slams his face on the mat. Undertaker pulls Rock's hair and Jericho regains control. Jericho tries a muscle flex 1 foot pin attempt but Rock kicks out at 2. 'Taker gets tagged in and works over on The Rock. Rock starts to fight back but the punches had little effect and 'Taker comes back and both men exchange punches continuously. Undertaker hits a flying clothesline on Rock and attempts a Tombstone piledriver and Rock fights outta it and hit 'Taker with a DDT. Rock finally gets the tag to RVD. RVD hits a side kick from the top rope. RVD hits a spinning heel kick to 'Taker and Jericho. RVD goes to the top rope and hits a spinning bodypress on 'Taker but only a 2 count. RVD gets assaulted outside the ring by Jericho with a piece of table from the announce table. 'Taker works on RVD until he tags in Jericho and both me work over RVD in the corner. Jericho slaps RVD in the face and chops away on his chest, RVD fights back but gets knocked down with a flying clothesline. Jericho mocks The Rock, Jericho sends RVD to the corner and tags in Undertaker. 'Taker kicks over on RVD like he's nothing, very arrogant of 'Taker. As 'Taker distracts the ref, Jericho works on RVD by clotheslining him over the ropes. 'Taker locks in a chinlock, Undertaker tries to pin him but a 2 count only, Undertaker lock the chinlock in again. RVD comes back and works on 'Taker but 'Taker hits a sidewalk slam but only a 2 count. Undertaker pulls up RVD by the hair and tries the Old School rope walker clothesline but RVD pulls him off the rope. Both men are down at this point, Undertaker tags in Jericho and RVD gets the tag to The Rock. Rock lays the smackdown on Jericho, Rock hammers 'Taker and lays the smackdown!. Rock hits the spinebuster and then hits the People's Elbow, 1-2..The Undertaker drags the ref outside the ring. RVD tries for the 5 Star Frogsplash but misses. Jericho locks in the Walls of Jericho and then The Rock breaks up the submission attempt with a clothesline. Rock goes after the Undertaker on the outside. Jericho went to get a chair but didn't realize RVD was ready for it and Jericho get the Van-Daminator right in the face!..1-2-3.
    Winners: Rob Van Dam, The Rock

    Off-Camera Notes

     

  • After the taping ends, The Rock and RVD come back down to the ring and both 'Taker and Jericho are still in the ring. RVD and Rock take different positions in the ring area and 'Taker gets on his bike and powers it up and leaves. This leaves Jericho in the ring by himself (bloody as well from the Van-Daminator). RVD and Rock get in the ring and Jericho flees and starts throwing things around in rage in the commentary area. Rock gets a mic and does his "Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, WHOA!". Rock talks about Jericho and 'Taker getting their monkeyasses whooped that he and RVD don't feel like leaving Bakersfield. Jericho gets a mic and says that all the jackasses (the crowd) should shut up. Rock talks trash to Jericho and Jericho returns the favors. Near the end, Jericho proposes to the Rock to let bygones be bygones and for them to become buddies. Rock then proposed the same and to for him to shake RVD's hand as well. Jericho shook Rock's hand, and when he shook RVD's, RVD followed up with a spinning heel kick. The Rock then stalked Jericho and gave him the Rock Bottom. If ya smellalala what the Rock is Cookin'. The Rock then proceeds to say "Greetings from the Grocery store".
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