Evil Spells And Curses

The way these curses should be worked is this... First write the curse upon a sheet of paper decorated with sigils relavent to the curse and linking the curse to the accursed. This should be done in candle light to promote a state of semi-gnosis.  You should then burn the piece of paper and blow the ash to the west wind or dump the ash in a river that flows to the sea.

Confusion Curse

"Bad medicine, useless penecillin,
Enemies are true friends,
Beware of sharp bends,
When diving, beware of the bendz,
Nitrogen is bad, Nitrus Oxide is good,
Where's the ugly,
It's not a duck but a swan,
Where's my bad medicine gone."

Chinese Curse

"May you live in intresting times!"

Chinese Curse Two

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Egyptian Curse

"May thou never exist.
May thy Ka never exist.
May thy body never exist.
May thy limbs never exist.
May thy bones never exist.
May thy name never exist.
May thy form never exist.
May thine attributes never exist.
May that which springs from thine attributes never exist.
May thy hair never exist.
May thy possessions never exist.
May thy emissions never exist.
May the material of thy body never exist.
May thy tomb never exist.
May thy funeral chamber never exist.
May thy place never exist.
May thy paths never exist.
May thy seasons never exist.
May thy words never exist.
May thine enterings-in never exist.
May thy journeyings never exist.
May thy advancings never exist.
May thy comings never exist.
May thy settings down never exist.
May thy increase never exist.
May thy body never exist.
May thy prosperity never exist.
Thou art smitten on thy soul, O mine enemy.
Thou shalt die. Thou shalt die!
Thou shalt perish! Thou shalt perish!! Thou shalt perish!!!"

Egyptian Curse Two

"Down upon thy face, thou enemy. Retreat - go back, O enemy, thou fiend without arms or legs, for magic shall overthrow thee. Thou art destroyed - thou art damned. Hooks are driven into thy body. Thou art overturned before the flame. Fire comes forth from it. The blaze comes forth against me. The gods, guardians of the hidden places, repel thee. Their flames comes forth against thee from the fire. Back! Retreat! Back from the flames which issue from their mouths.
    O fallen one, retreat. Retire, O enemy. There are those within the boat of a million years who have overthrown thee.
    Cursed art thou. Repelled art thou. Do tohu stumble in the light. Turned back art thou by thy snout. Thy flesh is carried away.Thou art struck and cut about and slaughtered. Thy flesh is stripped from th limbs. Thy soul, even thy shadow, is driven back.
    Thy name is destroyed. Thy magic is set at naught. Thou art destroyed, pierced, and overthrown. Nevermore shalt thou come forth from thy cavern."

Death Curse

"I call down death upon thee..... Death be thy portion and the grave thy home.
    Because thou hast done evil and stopped up thine ear to my counsel and my plea, it is my desire that thy name shall be blotted out from the roll of life.
    Die, then, and let thy memory be no more."

Betrayal Curse

"Seven times art thou accursed, O thou who hast compounded the evil of betrayal.
Seven times art thou accursed in the sight of those thou hast betrayed.
Seven times art thou accursed by those who have suffered by thine acts.
Seven times art thou accursed for the hounding of those thou hast betrayed to the enemy.
Seven times art thou accursed for the pain and the torute that thou hast made against those who trusted thee.
Seven times art thou accursed for the deaths thou hast given.
Seven times art thou accursed who hast taken hope away and plunged the souls of men into despair.
Deer-footed, snake-headed, maned as a lion with red fire shall my curse follow the spark of thy soul, from life unto life and from star unto star until the black vault of space falls in and deeply buries time. Thou art accursed forever."

Fire Curse

"Rap, rap, spark fly, men live, men die.
Crack, crack, smoke curl, spark catch, spark whirl.
Fire take, fire spread, flame gold, flame red.
Fire rise, flame catch, spark burn, flame snatch.
Rap, rap, spark fly, Fall foe. Burn, die!
Fire, take. Fire hold. Flame red, flame gold.
Fire, dare. Fire, will. Fire, burn. Fire, kill.
Fire, come. Fire, go. Fire, shrink. Ash, glow.
Fire, gleam. Flame keep. Ash grey. Fire, sleep."

Zodiac Curse

"Spin, O wheel of the skies in this midnight hour. As thou dost spin, let my curse spin into the blackness. Before all the stars, witness my word of power against my enemy.
    May the earth of the sea-goat open beneath him. By the stars of Capricorn. Let him be trampled into dust and scattered through the dark clouds of the nebulae.
    May the bolt of fire from the archer stun him from the heavens. By the glitter of Sagittarius, let him be rained on by flames and scalded by meteoric spears.
    May the sting of the scorpion lodge in his heart and may Antares savage his mind with a terrible fear. By the icy powers of Scorpio, let the void overtake him.
    May the scales weigh him with justice, in the air of Libra. By the balance of Libra, let the dark winds blow his soul unto infinity.
    May the maiden turn from him in unbelief. By the beauty of Virgo, let him be deserted of earth and may he walk in the way of chaos. Let chaos take him unto itself.
    May the lion strike terror into his heart. May Leo stalk him by night and by day. By the light of Regulus and the galre fo the sun, before the powers and the strength burn him to nothingness.
    May the crab reach for him with claws of fear. May the steady star of Cancer flood him with illusion, worse than the phantoms of the moon.
    May the twins deafen him with their chatter. May the glory of Gemini divide him completly, that the celestial tempest is heard in his mind.
    May the bull make the earth open to swallow him up. May Taurus gore his body and may Aldebaran light his way to the silence of the grave.
    May the ram burn upon him with a terrible force of destruction. May Aries burn him with a terrible burst of cosmic flame within the furnace at the heart of a star.
    May the fish bring a flood to wash away all memory and all trace of him. May Pisces engulf him in the waters of darkness.
    May the waterman take him to interstellar void. Before Aquarius and in the star Formalhaut, let him be scattered.
    O stars of the zodiac, witness these, my words of power. Let my curses spin into the blackness as thou dost spin.
    Turn, O wheel of the skies, turn and destroy him forever."

Family Curse

"K O U F"

Curse of the Crab

"Rise O god from out the sea, Crab God, harken to my plea,
God of all the depths of fear, take mine enemy from here.
Rend my enemy, I pray, dawn or evening, night or day,
Let him see thy dreadful eyes, Crab God, terrible and wise,
Let him feel thy tenfold feet, let his heart in panic beat,
Crab God of the darker shore, take his shadow evermore.
Gold and food I give for thee. Crab God, harken to my plea."

Laughter Curse

"May Hippos dance upon your roof
And make it most unwaterproof.
May bats within your attic rest
May mewlips come- your house infest.
May alligators on the stair
Repeat a doleful cry, "Beware!"
May kangaroos in dreadful fright
Keep everyone awake at night.
May corkscrews bent with evil guile
Strip down your bathroom, tile by tile.
While in the kitchen warthogs three
Do scare the tanin from your tea.
Now in your lounge a snake will dance
And comment on your circumstance.
May crowds of emus on your lawn
Let fireworks off to greet the dawn.
Whilst thirty walrus in the hall
Enjoy a game of basketball.
If you desire to end this curse
Put wrong to right, lest things get worse.
Or, if I've gone across the sea
Another way from curse you're free.
Ten thousand pounds you'll give to those
Who cure the sick from cancer's woes.
If this is done, your open purse
Will see the ending of this curse.
Now, Chaos answer to my call,
On __________ my curse shall fall."

Bathroom Curse

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Kurian Curse

"May he be accursed through his life and all of his days. Let his waking and his sleeping be accursed. May he be accursed in the hour of his death and in the moment of the dark curtain closing upon him.
    May he be accursed as a ghost, looking backwards upon the life that he has led and the path he has walked. May he be accursed as his spirit slumbers. May he be accursed as his spirit wakens.
    May he be accursed as he walks from star to star. May he be accursed by the winds of cosmic darkness. May he be accursed upon whichever world he walks.
    May he be forever accursed.
    In all his livings and his dieings may he be accursed. As the tides of life bring him back towards this earth, even as his soul is driven earthward, may he be accursed.
    As he dreams of incarnation, may he be accursed. Be his soul burned by the fire of his natal stars and in the hour of his birth may he be accursed.
    So let it be until the day when we meet again. So let it be before the Kurian. So let it be forevermore."

Smelly Curse

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Transport Theif Curse

"May Raphael turn against the person who has stolen my steed.
May the orange flail descend upon the shoulders of the thief.
May the scent of storax threaten his nostrils.
May the wings of Hermes pursue the thief and bring him to justice.
May the voice of the thief fail him and turn to a whisper.
May the thief find no rest beneath the staff of Fate.
May my steed pitch him to the road and not take him to his destination.
May my steed return and may the thief be apprehended in the name of Raphael.
So be it accomplished."

The Dark Call

(Black Ink & Black Candle)

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Curse of the Earth

"Thrice shall the earth betray thee, moving beneath thy feet. The mountains shall fall in upon you and the valley shall cast you forth. The rocks shall conceal the path and the way shall betray you to the quicksands.
    The trees shall move against thee to afford thee no shelter and thy crop shall wither, even as it sprouts.
    The curse of the land is upon thee and the curse of the earth abides as it casts forth even thy bones which are too vile for the earth to enfold and comfort.
    In this sign of earth, thou art accursed"

Curse of Water

"Behold the sigil of water whom we call upon at flood tide. Rise thou O Creature of water, and cleanse thou the earth of mine enemy.
    Cover his flesh, O creature of water, and take him from earth in thy tides. Bear him unto waste of the deep where he is lost forever.
    Let the sharks of the sea rend his flesh. Let the kraken consume his bones. Let him be lost in the waters, the restless waters that permit no peace.
    In the name of the water, so let it be done."

Curse of the Air

"Come, O storm, and tempest whirl,
Towering clouds thy wrath unfurl,
Come, o gale and icy blast,
To the air a curse is cast.
Bound by winds of destiny,
Take my foe so far from me.
Wind of dark and storm of day,
Hurl my foe most far away.
Grant him neither rest nor sleep,
Tempest, in your fury keep.
Force him on his endless road,
Icy wind, be whip and goad,
Drive him down on his lonely path,
Tempest, torture him with wrath.
Storm and gale and icy blast,
Answer destiny that's cast."

Ice Curse

"I call down Iss upon you,
Immobility strikes thy bones,
And frigid becomes thy heart.
May the Frost Giants dance upon thy grave.
I call down Isa upon you,
Thy lovers turn away from thee,
Thy path becomes longer.
May the Rimethursar taunt you.
I call down Iso upon you,
May thy lose all thine sense,
And those who are turn back.
May the Rime-Etins block thy path.
Thus is the curse of Iso,
Thus is the curse of Isa,
Thus is the curse of Iss,
Thus is the curse of Ice."

Tree Curse

"May the ash delay you.
May the willow delude you.
May beech betray you.
May the apple distract you.
May the oak tree rive you.
May the holly drive you.
May the cedar disdain you.
May the elder disclaim you.
Find not the bright tree.
Turn from the white tree
And thou art lost forever."

Bast Curse

"Behold the temple which is made of silver. The dome of the temple is silver against the depths of the skies. The walls and the floor and the gates through which I go to enter the temple are all of the same shining metal. The altar is veiled from the eyes of the profane, for it is set about with glowing cats eyes and it shines with moonstones. It is guarded by the sacred cats of Bast.
    To the altar I go and I call unto the Holy One.
    To the altar I go with systrum. Great Bast, Divine One, perfumed and wonderous, hear the invocation of thy servant.
    Stretch forth thy claws against thine enemy for his transgressions. Turn from him thy gentle face and bare thy teeth at him for his iniquities. Lash thy tail at the sound of his voice and rend him in pieces for his sins.
    Erase from his tomb the name that he bore and elad him not forth to the afterlife. Destroy thou his body with thy teeth and thy claws. Rend thou his soul in a million pieces and feed these to the hungry stars.
    Let him perish, O Bast. Let him perish. Let him not exist again, for he is accursed forever."

Curse of Sekhmet

"Behold the temple which is made of gold. Its columns are of burnished yellow and the dome of its roof is brighter than the sun rising. The walls of the temple are also of gold and the floor and the gates of the temple are the same, brighter than the noonday sun in summer.
    The altar is the stone of Sekhmet, burning like amber in flame, like opals with a million flames.
    This is the place of Sekhmet, guarded by the lions of the sky. To the altar I go, even to the altar of Sekhmet, the Terrible One, the Scarlet One, the Smiter against darkness.
    Stretch thy claws against thine enemy and let the voice of destruction come against him. Let thine enemy encounter thy ghastly fangs. Let his blood freeze in his veins as thou dost shake thy mane in sudden fury.
    Let his knees knock together at the lash of thy tail. Let him perish, O Sekhmet. Let him perish.
    Take thine enemy's heart from him, for Anubis will not weigh it against the feather of truth. Let Thoth hide the Balance of eternity and may the assessors of the dead ignore thy foe.
    May he be fed unto the serpent of all evil. May he feel the force of thy destruction. May his soul be consumed in thy flames, O Sekhmet. May thine enemy perish forever.
    May he be no more among men. May he be no more before the gods. O great Sekhmet, may thou reign in glory in the boat of a million years. May thou be glorious forevermore."

Planetary Curse

"Sun, sun, hide thy beams,
Moon, moon, mask thy gleams,
Mercury most silent hold,
Venus turn from warm to cold,
Mars, apply thy hand of fate,
Jupiter, relent to late,
Saturn, blow a blast of time,
Herschel, hide thy ray sublime.
Star of dark and dreadful day,
Summon him away, away."

Curse of the Hounds

"Gather up a magic spell, summon forth the hounds of hell,
Over sea and over land, answer to a witch command,
Changing moon from bright to dim,
Hounds of hell must follow him,
Gather up a magic rite, hounds of hell go forth tonight,
Follow him where he shall go, follow, hounds, the witches foe,
Where he lies the blood will mark,
Changing moon from bright to dark,
Gather up a magic spell, follow him, O hounds of hell,
She with whom he lies must bleed, hounds of hell behold the deed,
Changing moon from bright to dim,
Hounds of hell shall follow him."

Tavern Curse

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Curse upon a book thief

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Curse of the Spider

"Spider spin the shield of fate,
Be the trap perceived to late.
By these curses from the past
Is the spider fed at last.
As the spider spins a strand,
In the hourglass falls the sand,
Weave the curse on those profane,
Spider, weave a silken skein,
Foolishly they seek thy door,
Spider, take them evermore."