GODS

Gods come in various shapes and sizes.  Here are just some of the New Gods Of Chaosness I found behind my fridge yesterday:

Flubalubalardy, one of the supreme gods of Chaos. He maintains his position of authority by being larger than anyone else.
Whatrulookingat, a god of streetwalking psychos.
Heyletmebackin, a god of the exiled and outcast.
Twangius, a god of music in cheap restaurants.
Baltix, a god of chicken baltis and mint dip.
Fishnchipstwice, a minor catering god who serves his wares to the higher orders of gods.
Townius, a god of weird idiots that listen to dance music, go boo-wop like they're a gibbon or something and wear bright yellow jackets twelve sizes to big with collars that you could hangglide with.
Trendius, like the above except not quite as scary.
Vindalux, a god of curries.
Poppadamus, a god of poppadoms and that sweet mix thing.
Franx, a god of pencilsharpners.
Greetingus, a god of birthday cards and stuff.
Rapideyemovement-Oh, a god of messages written in toilets.
Youcanwriggleyoucandance, a god of the last two drops that always end up in you pants when urinating..
Inoutinoutshakeitallabout, a god of men who grow goatees just to mock prepubescents who can't.
Nickthecutlery, a god of stuff and bits.
Brian, a god of people called Geoffrey.
Brian, different from the above god, a god of people who subscribe to the Aneristic Principle.
Brian, a seperate god from the two Brians above, this Brian is a evil god who steals nouns.
Bob, not 'Bob' Dobbs, a different Bob, this Bob is a god of people who subscribe to the Eristic Principle.
Nationalus Geograpicus, a god of people who subscribe to the National Geographic magazine.
Angorapulover, a god of cheating.
Andontforgetpeperoni, a god of fish.
Ihavethredogsandacat, a god of kicking the shite out of things.
Watchmeilikeattention, a god of throwing lightning.

and so on...

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