The Fan was created in such a strange way. Many years, a couple of million to be precise, in a little village called Ickle a group of five people meet up. These people where: Jubilence, Psycho-Hazard, Cthulhu, Brian (who is a fish) and Laura. Each of them are discussed more in their relavent sections. (Click Here To Go There)
   And Lo! did they verily meet and verily and muchly did they feast upon their meeting, they feasted upon fruits of the tree, vegetable of the ground and lentils from the corner shop. And Lo! did they verily muchly discuss the disgustingness of their meal so they went down to the McDougals and ate Hamburgers and Hot Dogs with no buns.
   It was whilst chewing meerily upon their machine reclaimed, reconstituted, re-gurgitated and generally re-pressed meat byproducts that a large golden apple fell from the heavens. It had a large K printed firmly into it. Jubilence saw it before anyone else and grabbed it. When he touched it, it exploded in a blinding light. Each person had an individual experience relavent to their stance in Discordian-ness.
   Now they live a very meery life upon the Fan directing generally chaosness at Earth and the Greyfaces here. Soon the Fan shall arrive back at Earth and the TART's and its Sprouts will reclaim the Eristic principle, or perhaps they will just go down the pub and cause mayhem around the pool table.