U-boat Infested Custard

You will need:

      A 'wolf pack' of Type VII U-boats
      One packet of ready-made custard
      Explosives

Method:

      Prepare the U-boats in the normal way. Boil the custard for two hours on gas mark 9. Mix the U-boats and the custard together and leave in a cold, damp place, 200' below sea level, for three days. Depthcharge and serve immediately.

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