20x6 Stinkoman Part 2
Tomi: Haha, we've changed sides this time. Hysterical Woman = Stinkoman. Me = commentary.
Hysterical Woman: *blink blink*
Tomi: I've also requested that she just sit there and look pretty. I also want some moon cake.
Hysterical Woman: Oh, and I added a few comments…
Tomi: (grows huge) I told you to be quiet.
Hysterical Woman: *gulp*
Disclaimer: We don't own Homestar Runner, it belongs to the Brothers Chaps. Yes, even Modestly Hot Homsar.
Scene: The Strong Brothers' House
Strong Bad: It looks like its time for the second episode, crap…head.
Strong Sad: Wow, that insult took an extra two seconds.
Strong Bad: Shut up elephant man! <jams tape into VCR>
Scene: Dark Control Room
A mysterious dark room, with a huge video screen, showing Stinkoman and Kidstar (whose on a vespa) flying in the sky.
Strong Bad: Hey, why do they get to fly on a cool vespa? HEY, THE CHEAT!
The Cheat: <shuffles in> <squeaks>
Strong Bad: I want a flying vespa, just like that one! <points to screen>
The Cheat: <runs off, then a tire comes bouncing into the living room, but promptly leaves>
Mysterious Voice (from Part 1): Is our project ready?
A pause.
Mysterious Voice: What do you mean you didn’t get the memo?
Scene: Marzi-chan’s Apartment
Marzi-chan waits impatiently in her Japanese sized apartment, decorated in a sickeningly girly style.
Strong Bad: Ugh, I feel so bad that Stinkoman has to be tied down to some pinky frilly girl!
Strong Sad: <angry> Marzi-chan is beautiful and special! Stinkoman should be happy!
Strong Bad: What's wrong with you, dumpus?
Stinkoman and Kidstar crash through the wall.
Stinkoman: WHAAATT is YOUR CHALLENGE! Woman?
Marzi-chan: Normally, I’d berate you for destroying my wall, but I’ve got a bigger problem.
Strong Bad: WHAT? Stinkoman can break any walls he wants, he's so frickin' cool!
Kidstar: Broken toilet? Burnt-out light bulb? Wall needs fixing?
Marzi-chan: No, that. (points outside)
Strong Bad: What is it? A butt? A raging machine? The angry bagpipers from the nearby high school?
A huge green lizard is outside!
Madzilla: DESTORY!
Strong Sad: And that's why you don't buy English dubs.
Strong Bad: It was my freakin' money you craphead of a brother.
Strong Sad: That you took from me!
Kidstar: Oh. That.
Stinkoman: I will be FIGHTING THE MONSTER!
He starts to fly away but…
Marzi-chan: Not yet!
He stops mid-flight.
Strong Bad: So awesome! He can stop in MID-FLIGHT!
Stinkoman: What!?!
Marzi-chan: You must evacuate the people and get the people out of the building for evacuation!
Kidstar: Huh?
Strong Sad: Again, English dubs are the pimple on the butt of anime.
Strong Bad: What you say? She no speak bad.
Stinkoman: Why should I?
Marzi-chan: You don’t want Master Z to learn about all the sweet buns you’ve been eating.
Stinkoman: (whispered) Sweet buns…(loud) My only weakness!
Strong Bad: Every great hero has his kryptonite.
Strong Sad: Where the heck did you learn the word "kryptonite"?
He flies out.
Kidstar: So, um, you live here often?
Marzi-chan: Go help him!
So Stinkoman and Kidstar crash into all the apartments and carry off the people, then throw them into a nearby dome. They run into difficulties though.
Scene: Suteba Saduu’s Apartment
Saduu sits sadly in his sad apartment, sewing a sad costume sadly. He is dressed in a normal Japanese schoolboy outfit, and has short grey hair. He is overweight and wears glasses and is generally a pathetic sight.
Strong Bad: Jeez, this kid is like…a total craphead. And he looks like you!
Strong Sad: Thanks for reminding me…
Stinkoman crashes through his wall, just adding to his problems. He looks over at Stinkoman.
Saduu: Oh. Hello.
Stinkoman: You’ve GOT to GET OUT of here NOW!
Saduu: Well, I was planning of going to Harajuku this afternoon, but I just I can go with you, though I was really looking forward to going downtown. You see, I’ve been working on this costume (holds up black feathery mess) and even though it’s not much I’ve been working on it for so long and…
Stinkoman: I feel some STRANGE ENERGY FORCE! What is it?
Saduu: And the cute girl in that record shop says she thinks I look like Gackt and I’m not sure if that’s a compliment or not…
Strong Bad: What the freakin' heck is Gackt? It sounds like a brand of clay or something…
Strong Sad: No, he's a famous j-pop artist.
Strong Bad: Still say it sounds like clay or some crap…
Marzi-chan: Is everything all right in here?
Saduu’s glasses fog up.
Saduu (dreamy): Marzi-chan…
Strong Bad: What's up with all this fogging and dreaminess? This is an action crap!
While Saduu is distracted, Stinkoman picks him up and flies off.
Stinkoman: Whoa! I have THE STRENGTH! To carry this elephant!
Saduu: I am filled with shame.
Strong Bad: What? He should be honored to be carried by STINKOMAN!
Scene: Military Base
A control room in a military base. A grizzled officer looks at the screen showing Madzilla destroying NeoTokyoX. A fresh faced solider comes in.
Private: Sir, we have reports coming in…
General: Sit down, son, I’ve got something to tell you.
Private: But sir, this is urgent!
General: Sit down!
The young man sits down.
General: Did I ever tell you I use to have a wife?
Private: No, sir.
General: She was a beautiful woman, full of love and gentleness. We were so happy together. We would sit together for hours, watching the cherry blossoms fall. When I look at the screen, I’m reminded of how I lost her.
Private: She was killed by a monster?
General: No, she ran off with a wasabi salesman.
He pauses, letting this soak in.
General: I don’t know why I told you that story.
Private: About the reports, sir, um, the monster is destroying the city.
General: That’s it?
Private: Yes, sir. What should we do?
General: Ah, cast off every zig. For greater justice or some crap like that.
Private: Yes, sir.
He runs off. The General stares at the screen a while more.
General: Wait, I’ve never been married.
Strong Bad: What the crap was that about?
Strong Sad: It's about humanity's...I mean, sets up...um, it introduces...ahh, it's just padding.
Scene: Z Training Hall
Master Z and Pan-Pan sit on the floor playing Shogi, with C-chan flying behind them.
Master Z: How come we haven’t been in this episode yet? That senile general got more time than us.
Pan-Pan: (holding up a sign) Make your move already!
Strong Sad: That is a bit odd, Z-sensei, Pan-Pan and C-chan originally got more time on this.
Strong Bad: What crappy JapAnimation are you watching? It's Master Z!
Strong Sad: ANIME!
Scene: The Streets of NeoTokyoX
Madzilla smashes up Tokyo Tower. Suddenly, he stops. He is sensing something. He walks away.
Strong Bad: Another blow to the stinky-cheese-loving French!
Strong Sad: <beats head on block of wood>
Meanwhile, Stinkoman carries Saduu.
Stinkoman: How long have I been carrying you?
He accidentally flies right into Madzilla’s hand. Madzilla brings them up to his face.
Madzilla: YOU THE ONE I TOLD TO FIND.
Stinkoman: Are you looking for a CHALLENGE? Lizard Man!
Madzilla: NOT LITTLE BLUE MAN. LOOK FOR BIG GREY MAN.
Saduu: More shame on my shameful body.
Strong Bad: More like crapiful body.
Stinkoman: Well, you can’t have him. Kidstar!
Kidstar rides up.
Kidstar: Yes?
Stinkoman: Take this elephant guy to the SPAAACEEE!…and blast off!
Kidstar takes Saduu on his vespa, up into space.
Saduu: Um, won’t I die in space?
Kidstar: Just hold your breath! You’ll be all right!
Amazingly, this works. Kidstar takes Saduu to a huge revolving space station.
Scene: Space Station
Saduu looks outside at Earth. This is his first time away from the Earth. In fact, this is his first time outside of Japan. He looks down sadly at his home planet.
Saduu: I’m going to be so late for cram school.
Strong Bad: Cram…school? Sounds painful.
Strong Sad: Study school…but I don't think you'd know what *that* is.
Scene: NeoTokyoX
Stinkoman is in a fight to the finish with Madzilla. They blast laser at each other, neither gaining ground. Then, Kidstar comes back from space to join the fight.
Kidstar: I can fight! I can fight! I can…
Madzilla hits the annoying Kidstar off his vespa. As he falls, Stinkoman screams.
Stinkoman: TETSOU!!! Um, I mean, KIDSTAR!!!!!!
Kidstar: Wheeeeee!!!!
Stinkoman grabs Kidstar and puts him on a nearby building.
Stinkoman: Now you’re ASSSKKKING for it, lizard man.
He charges up a powerful attack. Madzilla stands there, politely not attacking.
Scene: Z Training Hall
Master Z: I can feel it. Stinkoman is getting ready to do his ultimate attack.
Pan-Pan (via sign): You still haven’t made your move.
Scene: NeoTokyoX
By now, a huge aura surrounds Stinkoman. He is ready.
Stinkoman: DOUBLE DEUCE 2X!!!!!
Madzilla is blown away.
Strong Bad: Yeah! Double Deuce 2X, the ultimate weapon! Too bad it's after effects make another 1/3 of teenagers become suicidal.
Stinkoman: I have destroyed the MONSTER!
Kidstar: Well, actually you just…
Stinkoman: Time for some….REST AND RELAXATION!
Scene: Outdoor Hot Spring
Stinkoman, Kidstar, PanPan, and Saduu sit in a hot spring up to their neck.
Stinkoman: I am SO RELAXED!!!!
Saduu: How do you turn this guy off?
Master Z: Check this out!
Master Z is looking through a hole in the bamboo fence that separates the hot spring.
Master Z: This is some great landscape!
Kidstar: Oh, Master Z, you’re always looking at the landscape.
Pan-Pan (sign): You’re such a dirty old man, looking at landscape.
Master Z: I can see Marzi-chan in the landscape.
A pause. Suddenly everyone crowds around the hole.
Stinkoman: This is SUPER LANDSCAPE!!!
On the other side, Marzi-chan tries to cover her body.
Marzi-chan: Those boys, always trying to look at the landscape!
Scene: Dark Control Room
Mysterious Voice: I never got to see the landscape.
Strong Bad: What the crap is the landscape? Is this some weird Japanese word?
Strong Sad: <nose bleeding from landscape>
The End
Strong Bad: Okay, it's the end! Now let's watch…EPISODE TRES! Haha, my Japanese is so good!
Strong Sad: No…three is san is Japanese. <sigh>
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Tomi: Well, that's it for now. Next episode: No Need for Property Damage Charges!
Hysterical Woman: Hey! That isn't it!
Tomi: Well…I own half of this story! <sticks tongue out>
Hysterical Woman: <sigh> Well, see you next chapter, everyone!