The Keane Files: File 1


Disclaimer: The Family Circus was created by Bil Keane and is disturbuted by King Features. Please take this as a work of parody and not as an insult against Bil Keane. If it weren't for him I'd have to burn down buildings for fun.


We Didn't Do It; 2004 edition

Pull the Finger to see how Deep it Goes, March 9, 2003 
 Reviewer: hysterical_woman from 7th Layer of Hell  
"We Didn't Do It" is the fourth and most darkest book in the "'Pissgeti Saga". It starts off 
with Bil, a mild-mannered cartoonist playboy, who has been blackmailed by an entity known only 
as "Baconhead". With the help of Lisa Strange, an 8 year old pornstar and drug dealer, he must 
defeat the Keane Kollective and save his name. Along the way he learns about love, life, and 
lubricants, and discovers his past. In the end you won't know which finger to pull.

Update: New cover


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