Disclaimer: The Family Circus was created by Bil Keane and is disturbuted by King Features. Please take this as a work of parody and not as an insult against Bil Keane. If it weren't for him I'd have to burn down buildings for fun.
Uncle Roy has possibly been sited by agm, who says "Roy's been spotted wandering the city streets
in an alcohol-soaked daze, accosting random people
and crying and shrieking about 'that two-timing bastard Bil'" Experts rate the picture a 5 for probablity, but won't tell us what scale they're using. The search is still on. Update: On March the 1st, at 7:12 in the morning, we recieved this disturbing photo. Uncle Roy has possibibly joined a jazz band where he sings the "santorum blues". We would like to thank The Doc, but we won't. Ha.