Max: I can't believe you were at Fear's home in Texas.  What was it like, tell me everything?

J.J.: You saw the tape Max.  He is a lousy decorator and an even worse host.  The no good son of a bitch, invites me to his home then attacks me and my camera crew for doing our jobs.  Next time he has something he wants to get off his chest, he can talk to another reporter.

Max: WOW!  I get to do the next interview with Fear?  I get to see his house and talk to the meanest, the badest, most electrifing...

J.J.: I said a reporter, you butt-kisser!

Max: What?

J.J.: Besides, it's too dangerous.   Fear has no regard for company policy.  He knows darn well that wrestlers are not suppose to physically interact with the staff.  I'm going to talk to Mr. Gruberman about fining him.

Max: Oh and what about that stunt RAGE pulled a little bit ago.  Knocking me out with his elbow then stealing my air time. 

J.J.: I didn't see RAGE elbow you!   I heard you asking for a break and The RAGE graciously covered for you well you took a nap.  Mr. Gruberman is a tough boss, but he does let us take a 10 minute break now and then.

Max: But...

J.J.: Well here we go fans the moment you've all been waiting for. Rage vs. Fear in a cage match for the IWF Title and it promises to be a dandy.  At this time I would like to mention to the viewers at home that these cage matches can be a little violent so if you have small children watching they would be better off watching Bug Bunny or the Road Runner, Ren and Stimpy, or other cartoons suitable for small children.

Max: Well I have to agree with you there J.J.  Children should not be watching violence, they should be watching cartoons.

J.J.: With that being said.   This match is what we all have been waiting for.  RAGE and Fear will be lock in that cage.  Blind Willie Johnson's only function is to let the winner out of the cage.  This is a anything goes match.  Okay, I see that Marv Wilson is at the mic...

Max: Here comes Fear. Man he has a determined look on his face.

J.J.: Where's he going. It looks like Fear is hiding out or something. Man Max what do you think is going on?

Max: I don’t know J.J. we'll just have to wait and see.

Max: Here comes Rage and he's storming out here.

J.J.: Oh Yes!  You want blood Fear?  You got it pal!  What a reception.   This entire arena is shaking.  Everyone is on their feet cheering for the greatest hero this or any other sport has ever known. 

Crowd: RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE!

J.J.: OH NO LOOK OUT FEAR HAS A STEEL CHAIR.

WHACK!!!!

Max: Man what a chair shot. Fear blind siding Rage. Fear picking up Rage. Where's he taking him.

BOOOOMMMM!

J.J.: Oh right into the steel steps. Fear on top of the Rage now. Man he's just decking the hell out of him. A right, left, right. Fear Picking up Rage. OH NO LOOK OUT MAX!!

BOOOOMMMM!!!!

Max: Get'em Fear!

J.J.: FEAR HAS JUST THROWN RAGE RIGHT ON TOP OF US HERE FOLKS. Man what a start for Fear. Fear grabbing Rage. Oh face first onto the cage. Oh and again. What’s Fear looking for. Oh man he has a cable. He's choking the Rage. Come on Fear!! Fear now taking Rage into the cage. He locks the door and they're in the cage for good now fans. Irish whip. Oh what a vicious close line!!! Fear picking up the Rage. Oh what a power bomb! Where's Fear going now Max. Well JJ it looks like Fear is climbing the cage. Rage laying there in the middle of the ring motionless. OH GOOD LORD FEAR IS AT THE VERY TOP OF THE CAGE. FEAR IS PLANNING TO DO THE BIG SPLASH OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE!!!!!NO FEAR DON’T DO IT.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!

OH!  NO BODY HOME!!!

J.J.: This is a good opportunity for The RAGE!  And believe me he will capitalize on it!  Rage has picked up Fear and is pushing his face into the cage.  Now he's sliding his face along the cage.  It's like the cage is a cheese grater and Fears face is a block of chedder.

Max: I can't look J.J.  Rage doesn't have a soul!   How can he mess up Fear's beautiful face?

J.J.: Rage is now taking charge and is throwing Fear into the cage, bloody face and all. And now Willie is locking the cage.

Max: It's not fair!

J.J.: Rage is standing Fear up, and setting him up for a...yes!  Nice side Russian leg sweep.  Now Rage is going for the chair.   Fear see's it come and get on his feet.  He better move quicker than that cause The RAGE is winding up and ...

J.J.: OH MY GOD!  That chair just broke.  It broke across the skull of a human being.

Max: Stop the match!  FEAR is not moving!

J.J.: This match is not or until someone leaves that cage.  Rage doesn't look like he is ready and Fear, well how knows if he's even alive!  Looks like Rage is going to the top rope to deliver the OutRAGE.  Then that should about do it.

Max: Damn, Rage really got some air.   Check out that hang time.

J.J.: Fear, who is your daddy?  Wow!  He moved out of the way.  Rage dropped a perfect OutRAGE but somehow Fear moved.  No body home for RAGE.  Neither of these guy are have much luck with the air assult.

Max: That's right these guy need to keep this a ground war.  Hand to hand combat.

J.J.: RAGE is slow getting up and Fear tries to cover.

Fear: 1......2......3!

J.J.: Now RAGE kicks out!

Max: It's all over!

J.J.: Maybe!  If this wasn't a cage match.  What the hell is Fear thinking.  Now they are both on there feet, and Wow, what a slug fest!  How much can these two warriors take?

Max: That's it Fear!

J.J.: Now Fear is picking up a piece of that broken chair.   It's a jagged piece of twisted steel.  And Fear connects.  That opened RAGE up.  Oh that was not right!

RAGE IS HURT. RAGE IS HURT. Fear now what's he doing? He's digging into his drawers. What’s he pulling out Max. Well JJ it looks like he has some foreign object. Fear now getting on top of the Rage. Man and he's unloading on Rage with those brass knuckles or something. Over and over again. Oh man Rage has been busted open. Rage is bleeding fans. Come on Fear that’s enough. Stop Fear you've done enough already. Wait a minute what’s this. WHAT THE HELL. ITS PAIN AND HUGH AND THERE COMING OUT OF UNDERNEATH THE RING. OH NO HERE GO'S PAIN AFTER FEAR. OH WHAT A CLOSE LINE!!!FEAR IS OUT. HUGH HAS RAGE. OH WHAT A SLONG SLAP!!!ITS AN AMBUSH.

SOMEBODY STOP THIS!!!! THIS MATCH LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ISN'T SUPPOSE TO INVOLVE THESE TWO. Pain now on the top rope. Oh what a big splash.

Here come Hugh and he's now kicking the crap out of Fear!!!! Pain and Hugh have ganged up on Fear. Rage is laying in the middle of the ring bleeding and bleeding badly. Who's going to help Fear. Somebody help!!!!!  SOMEBODY, ANYBODY!!!!