Max: Dang! Jose doesn't know the address to the IWF Arena? What a loser. Take it away Marv...

Marv: Now entering the Arena, a guy doesn't even know where he is at, a man who truly deserves to get his ass kicked...jose.

JJ: Gee Max there sure is a lot of hostility directed towards this young man.

Max: Of course there is. He forgot the IWF address. This is a sad sad day, not only for this company. Not only for wrestling fans every where. It's a sad day for the entire internet community

Marv: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girl, children of all ages. Please welcome to the ring, making his first appearance in the IWF...PAT!

JJ: Wow Max, listen to that crowd! Who the hell is this Pat guy.

Max: I have no idea, but he sure is pissed off at that Jose guy. And for good reason if you ask me. Wait, here he comes.

JJ: HE'S GOT A STEEL CHAIR!

Max: Wow, for a big guy, he sure can move!

JJ: Oh this guy is mad!

JJ: Damn straight Max. That poor SOB has a lot of explaining to do.

Jose: But, uh, come on man. It’s not my fault. I just got a new computer and I don’t know how to bookmark webpages, then I had to change shifts at work. . .

Pat: Yeah, well maybe a Chair Shot to the noggin will help you remember next time.

JJ: What is this, amateur night?

Max: Oh, this is going be good!

Pat: Batter Up!

JJ: In all of my years in this business, that was the loudest chair shot I’ve ever heard!

Max: Open your eye’s JJ. Pat didn’t even swing yet, that’s Fear’s Music.

JJ: Good God, here comes Fear! Folks, this is about to get interesting.

Max: Pat is stunned! He’s just standing there.

JJ: Fear has taken the chair away from him and now he’s taking the mic.

Fear: Listen up fatso! I’m the master of the steel chair around here. This thing is not a toy. This ring is for professionals only. So if I catch you in here again. I’m going to kick the crap out of both of you.

Pat: Yes sir, Mister Fear, sir. It won’t happen again.

Fear: And as for you Jose. How can you, of all people for get the URL to the IWF? The IWF is the most electrifying wrestling site on the web.

Max: Amen brother!

Fear: And it pisses me off when people forget about it. You know why?

Jose: Because you’re the most electrifying human specimen on this planet earth?

Fear: No! Because we need the hits. So tell him what it is.

Pat: Why don’t you tell him. You’re the big IWF superstar!

WHACK!

JJ: Oh my god. Fear just leveled Pat!

Fear: I said tell him!

Pat: Gasp, it’s huh, www.iwf-arena.homepage.com

Fear: There you go dude, I bailed your ass out this time. You better not let it happen again.

Pat: Can I meet Rage?

JJ: You know Max! We have done some bad show’s before, but this one takes the cake.

Max: You said it man. This show sucked ass!

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