JJ: Man, some strong words
being said by the Rage! Fear must be furious with the Rage. What do you think Max?
Max: JJ I have a strong suspicion that Fear
has something really good instored for the Rage. Some inside sources have told me, well I
won't say nothing.
JJ: What the hell Max. If you know something
I think you need to inform the fans.
Max: Shut up JJ! I said I'm not saying a dam
thing. All I know if what I heard is true, Rage is in deep shit!
JJ: Well what is it Max. What do you know!
Max: Well, let Fear tell you himself.
BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
JJ: Here comes Fear and lets
here what he has to say! I hope once and for all we can clarify all this.
Fear: Rage, you think your funny. You think
you can come out here and put little pictures of me up on the titan tron. Make fun of me
in ways that only you can imagine. I'm getting sick and tired of you being a whiney little
bitch! How come your always such a bitch? Ever since I've been with Fear I lost my car, I
have to ride the bus nananana, ahhhhhhh SHUT YOUR MOUTH!! If you don't have anything
entertaining to say then SHUT THE HELL UP!! You know Rage you've already have played into
my little plan. Its only obvious that you watched Three's Company as well. I mean you're
the one that remembers all the names. Mr. Roper? Gee I'm sorry I forgot your
long lost lover.
JJ: Well Max what's the plan?
Max: Hold on to your pants
JJ. You'll see.
Fear: You know if you had to give the IWF an
enema I would sick the hose right up your ass!!
Max: HEHEHEHAHAHAHAHA!!
JJ: Wow what a burn that was. This is
getting ugly.
Fear: As for me and Larry. Sure I'll team up
with you man. But this is what I want. I want in this very ring, a handy cap match. Me and
Larry vs. Rage!
JJ: What the hell!
Fear: In a no holds barred I quit match!
Anything goes anywhere. If you think you're the best there is Rage, then prove it. Hold on
though I've got one more catch. Max get the hell up here.
JJ: Max you? What's going
on.
Max: You'll see JJ.
JJ: Man this is getting interesting.
Fear: Come on son I don't have all day.
Max how would you like to be our manager?
JJ: What!
Max: I would love to be your manager!
Fear: Now do you understand
the duties of a manager?
Max: Yeah man. I watch your back and I get
to hang out with the best in the business!
Fear: Well it sounds like you're the right
guy.
JJ: Son of a bitch! I cant believe this.
Ladies and gentlemen it looks like I'll be calling the shots on my own from now on.
Fear: You see Rage this is only part of the
plan I have in store for you. Max knows what the plan is. Larry knows what the plan
is. Stay tuned. Oh but before we go, we have a little riddle for you to figure out. It
goes a little something like this. Open the door and see the light. Out comes the big bang
fight! Figure it out Rage. You don't have much time. Lets go boys.
JJ: Well ladies and gentlemen I just cant believe my eyes. I'm speechless! What is their plan? What's going to happen to the Rage? Damn those three guys!