And now the exciting conclusion!

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JJ: The match we've all been waiting for fans, the big match of the year!  Fear and Larry vs Rage in a no holds barred handy cap match!  If your wondering where Max is, well he has decided to be the manager of Fear and Larry.  Wait a minute.  What the hell!  Mr. Roper is making his way to the ring along with Jack Tripper!  What is going on.  It looks like their making there way to the announcer table.  What the hell are you guys doing here? 

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Mr.Roper: Well lets just say JJ that Jack and I just got done eating lunch at the Regal Beagle and we decided we would treat ourselves to a good wrestling match!

Jack Tripper: Yeah who the heck is this Fear guy anyway.  I felt our show was the best in the 80's.

JJ: Wait a minute. Why are you guys going by your old stage names anyways?  This is real life now.   Your online with the IWF, so snap out of it you idiots!

Mr.Roper: Who the hell are you calling idiots!  If anything you should be asking for our autographs!

Jack: Yeah or asking me for my best recipe!

JJ: Yeah well I thought your show sucked and the food you made Jack looked like what I put in the toilet just a few short moments ago.

Jack: How dare you insult me like that. You...

JJ: Alright, shut your mouth!  Here comes the Rage!  Ready to take on Fear and Larry.  He's focused, he's ready!  What a match this is going to be!

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Mr.Roper: Could it be.  No way is it?

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Jack: What is it Rope?

JJ: What the hell. You look like you've just seen a ghost.

Mr.Roper: My son! Son, son!  The Rage is my long lost son!

Jack: What!

JJ: Huh?

Mr.Roper: I cant believe my eyes!

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JJ: What, are you crazy?

Jack: Snap out of it Mr. Roper!  Get off my shoulder Rope.

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JJ: Oh come on, comfort the old man.  He thinks the Rage is his son.  He's lost it ladies and gentlemen.   Here we go Fear and Larry! 

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JJ: Wow there goes the Rage running after them.  Oh what a double clothesline by the Rage.  And both men are down. Rage now picking up Larry.  Oh right into the steel railing. 

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JJ: Fear slowly getting up.  Man what a right hand by Rage!  Rage now sliding out a table.

Jack: Man this is getting good.  Look Mr. Roper your son is doing great!

Mr.Roper: (crying his heart out)

JJ: Rage now has the table set up.  He grabs both Larry and Fear.  Oh no not a double suplex onto the table. Here we go…Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh son of ...!

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Jack: Yeeehaw!

Mr.Roper: Huh?

JJ: What the hell. Max coming up from behind with a steel chair.  Watch out Rage!  SMACK!  Man what a shot and Rage not even effected by it. Look at Max scared out of his wits!  Oh Look out Rage.  Man what a low blow by Larry!  Fear now slowly getting up.  Oh what a flying clothes line from Fear!  Now Larry and Fear both stomping on the Rage.

Mr.Roper: No my son!  Stop!  Somebody stop them!

Jack: Calm down Mr. Roper!  Hey where are you going!

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JJ: Oh man this is stupid.  Mr. Roper is running over to save the Rage.

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Jack: JJ what do I do?

JJ: I don't know but Mr. Roper is going to get hurt.  There he goes fans and look at that.  He's swinging like a little girl.   Larry grabs him by the throat!  And he shoves him out of the way. Meanwhile Fear working over the Rage.  What the hell. It's The Blender!  

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JJ: Whats he doing out here. He's picking up Mr. Roper!  He's got Mr. Roper in the blender!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Jack: I've got to stop this!

JJ: Well fans this is getting way out of control!  Jack now pulling off the Blender from Mr. Roper.  Oh no now the blender has Jack Tripper in the blender!  HAHAHAHAHA! 

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JJ: This is just too much! Max what are you doing here.  Get your ass back out there where you belong.

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Max: No way JJ, you see how out of control this is getting.

JJ: Back to the match now. Oh no the referee has called for the bell.  This has gotten way out of control and the ref cant handle all this by himself. You've got the Blender and those two idiots from Three's Company, and Fear, Larry and the Rage in the other end of things and its just too much.  Wow those guys taken it out to the locker room area.  Meanwhile look at the Blender!  He looks like he's just won the greatest match of his life!

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JJ: Well if anything good came out of this I got to meet those two idiots Roper and Tripper.  As for you Max you're the biggest sissy I've ever met!

Max: How would you like to meet face to face with the Rage!

JJ: I wouldn't be that stupid!  Anyways enough of this crazy night.  See you next week!

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