Crowd: We Want Rage! We Want Rage! We Want Rage! We Want Rage! We Want Rage! We Want Rage!
JJ: Welcome back folks. The question on everyone's mind is...Will The Rage be here this week. So far, no one has seen him, but one thing is for sure...he is missed.
Lisa: That's right JJ. One of the greatest wrestlers this business has ever known has been fired.
JJ: Oh that reminds me, Lisa will be filling in as my announce partner until we find a replacement for that no good two-faced SOB Max. For the past year he sat in the chair next to me plotting the professional demise of The Rage. Now he is the manager for Fear.
Crowd: We Want Rage! We Want Rage! We Want Rage! We Want Rage! We Want Rage! We Want Rage!
Ed: Would you please shut the hell up!
Crowd: We Want Rage! We Want Rage! We Want Rage! We Want Rage! We Want Rage! We Want Rage!
Ed: Listen up you idiots...The Rage is gone. He doesn't work here anymore. You have a new hero now. The total master of Hardcore...FEAR!
BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
JJ: Like it or now he's the new IWF Champion and he's making his way to the ring.
JJ: Oh Brother! This is a little over the top.
Lisa: Dang! The Fear is HOT!
JJ: What the...
Lisa: What an entrance!
JJ: This is ridiculous.
Crowd: We Want Rage! We Want Rage! We Want Rage! We Want Rage! We Want Rage! We Want Rage!
Fear: Shut the hell up! I am your new hero. I have saved all of you from the antics of that idiot Rage. The IWF will never be boring again. You people can login every week and not have to be ashamed by stupid plots twist, and lame submission matches. You want hardcore wrestling, well that's my middle name. I am in control now. I am the ultimate hardcore hero. You know why?
Crowd: We Want Rage! We Want Rage! We Want Rage! We Want Rage! We Want Rage! We Want Rage!
Fear: Because I am the Meanest! The badest! The most electrifying human specimen on this, planet Earth! You will never see me dress up like Santa Claus...
Fear: You will never see me driving around in a stupid compact car...
Fear: Rage is a loser and he is outta here.
JJ: I wonder if he would be saying this crap if Rage was here?
Fear: And you will never see me misplacing this glorious championship belt...
Fear: Because it is on REAL a champion now!
Fear: From now on, NO MORE WIMPY WRESTLING! From now on you people are going to get what you want...Tables, Chairs, & Ladders! As your champion and hardcore hero, I'm going to bring excitement back to the IWF. So all of you in the back better listen up...if you are stupid enough to climb into this ring and try to take my belt, I'm not only going to kick your ass. I'm going to destroy you! Just like I destroyed Rage!
JJ: Oh come on now, enough is enough. Rage doesn't deserve to be remembered like this. He was the IWF Champion for pete's sake!
Lisa: Well, one thing is for sure, The IWF will never be the same again.
JJ: What is Fear going to do next? What is he capable of? Tune in next week to find out!