JJ: Well fans Fear has an anouncement. He's making his way to the ring.
Lisa: Yeah JJ, he's a no good SOB. He sucks! I hope somebody someday kicks his ass, because Fear deserves it. Rage is the best and when he comes back Fear will get it good.
JJ: Well here we go Fear. Lets listen.
Fear: You know I was in the
back and Max and I couldn't help but think that Lisa really sucks at what she does.
Max is the best commentator in this business. So you know what Lisa, Max has asked
me to do him a favor. That is to kick your ass and put you through a table! So Max my
pleasure!
JJ: MY GOD NO! LISA RUN! RUN!
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!
Lisa: You bastard get your hands off me!
HELP! HELP!
JJ: SOMEBODY STOP THIS! FEAR HAS SAID
THIS WAS GOING TO BE A MORE HARDCORE ORGANIZATION WITH TABLES AND CHAIRS! BUT NO!
NOT THIS WAY! MAX AND FEAR STOMPING ON LISA! OH WHAT A CLOSTHESLINE FROM MAX!
HERE WE GO! THE TABLE IS BEING SET. NO! NO! LISA BEING LIFTED UP
TO FEAR. MY GOD HERE WE GO!
CRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNCHHHHHHH!!!!
JJ: YOU BASTARD FEAR! YOU SONOFABITCH! If only RAGE were here to put a stop to this madness!
Fear: Well Max there she is!
Max: Thanks Fear! She deserves it!
Fear: From now on everybody better take note of this. Hardcore is the way it is now. Nobody is safe, and I mean nobody. Who knows next week it can be a chair or a table. Maybe even a ladder! Watch out! Cause the IWF Champion makes the rules around here!
JJ: Those heartless bastards! Somebody has to stop them. My God Lisa! The medics are on their way.