FEAR goes one on
one with The Great One!
JJ: Welcome
wrestling fans! Man do we have news for you. Fear has been very busy these days as the IWF
Champion! He's been asked to do an episode on Walker Texas Ranger.
JJ: So
look for that in the near future. From what I understand Chuck Norris and Fear are great
friends. Right now were going to take you to the world premiere of "Beyond the
Mat". Fear was there with you guessed it, the WWF Champion The ROCK!! A very
anticipated documentary about the lives of wrestlers and such. So let’s take
you there! FEAR and The ROCK!
Fear: Well here we are wrestling fans
were at the world premiere for "Beyond the Mat". I’m with The
Great One, The Rock and…….
Rock:
First of all Jabroni, what is your name?
Fear: I'm
F…
Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT
YOUR NAME IS!!!
Rock: What’s this little
belt you have around your waist?
Fear: Well it's the IWF
Heavyweight Championship belt. A prestigious title I may add and I'm damn proud of it!
Rock: Well
The Rock says this, this belt you have around your waist looks like the toy surprise you
get out of a Cracker Jack box! You call yourself a champion? Do you even know
what it takes to become without a shadow of a doubt the single most electrifying man in
sports entertainment today?
Fear: Wait
a minute; I'm meanest, the badest, the most electrifying human
specimen on this planet Earth!
Rock: The
only specimen your going to get from the Great One is when I take that little toy you call
a belt, shine it up real nice and pretty, TURN THAT SUMBITCH SIDEWAYS AND STICK IT
STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!!!
Fear: Hold
on Rock, your not going to embarrass me in front of my millions of fans!
Rock: Just shut up and listen
Jabroni.
The People: ROCKY! ROCKY!
ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY!
Rock: I am
the Peoples Champion! I am the Peoples Choice! Listen to the millions...
The People: And Millions
Rock: and
millions of The Rocks fans. They know that the Rock gets all the Fame and all the glory.
So REAR, The Rock has one more question for you.
Fear: It's FEAR,
Rock! What is your question?
Rock: Do
you like pancakes?
Fear: Yes
I do.
Rock: Do
you get that funny feeling inside, you know that...tingly feeling?
Fear:
Yeah, kind of...
Rock: Well The Rock says, get your
pancake ass out of here!
Rock: IF
YOU SMELLLLLLLALALALALALAOWWWWW! What the ROCK...
The People:
IS COOKIN'
Rock: IS...COOKIN'!!!
JJ: Wow,
Fear being embarrassed at the world premiere! Just when you thought Fear would steal the
show, The Rock put him in his place.
JJ: Can’t
wait to hear what Fear has to say about his experience with The Rock! Do we have a
possible match in the near future? We will wait and see. See you next time wrestling fans!
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