JJ: Welcome back wrestling fans. First of all on behalf of everyone here at the IWF, I would like to say thanks to all you fans out there. Last week was our biggest week ever. More that 400 of you logged on to see The Rock humiliate Fear. Please keep coming back for the best wrestling action of the net. Don't forget to tell your friend about us. Also, we have an e-mail link at the bottom of this page. Please drop us a note and let us know who you are and what you think. We would love to hear from you.
Speaking of which, I understand that Fear has something to say about his meeting with The Rock, so let's get down to business. This weeks guest announcer is...let me see here...Oh No! Whose bright ideas was this? Well...here he is...The Grim Rapper!
GR: Yeah, yeah BOOOOOOYYYYYEEEEEEE! Whasup Doctor J?
JJ: Uh, howdy Mr. Rapper. I'm doing swell. How the heck are you?
GR: AaawwYeah, I'm chillin' and illin', just keeping it real. Here to break off the 411 to all the cyber-homies out there kickin' it in the crib! Word Up y'all. G-Money's in the houuuse.
JJ: Okaaaay! So, when is the album coming out?
GR: Yeah well you know the Grim Master be layin' down the phat beats, and wicked grooves to wax so all you Ho's can get your freak on...
BOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
JJ: Oh no, here they come.
Marv: Ladies and Gentleman making his way to the Ring, being accompanied my his manager Max Rukus...He is the IWF Heavy Weight Champion...FEAR!
JJ: Wow, it looks like Max has been working out.
GR: Working out had nothing to do with it my man!
JJ: What! The rumors are true, that little weasel has been juicing up?
GR: Word!
ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY
Fear: Shut the hell up!
Max: You know, it's come to my attention that a lot of you idiots out there actually think that last weeks show was real! That the "so called" Great One, The Rock really put fear in his place. Well, wake up people. It was all and act, pretend, make-believe. That's why it's called "Sports Entertainment"! Do you really think that The Rock could talk to the IWF Champion FEAR that way and live to tell about. Uh, I don't think so. You see, that's what made it so funny. The pure irony of a wienie such as The Rock raising his voice to your Hard Core Hero...that's pure comedy...hahahahahaha. It's too bad you didn't get the joke. As a matter of fact "The Great One" crapped his tights when he first read the script. And after each take he kept apologizing to Fear saying (in a wimpy voice), "please Fear don't hurt me. I'm just reading my lines".
JJ: Oh what a bunch of baloney! That was not staged, that encounter with The Rock was real. There is to "acting" in wrestling! What the hell is he trying to pull?
Max: And how about that Oscar winning performance by Fear? Those fake tears were so good, I almost believed it myself.
JJ: FAKE! This is ridiculous. I hope The Rock logs in this week and sees what these two are up to. He'll give Fear something to cry about!
ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY
Max: What is wrong with you people. You are disrespecting the IWF Heavy Weight Champion! Huge mistake!
GR: Yeah, what's up with that? You can't dis the top dog, give the man his props!
Max: Hey Fear, were going to make and example out of one of these idiots. SETUP A TABLE!
Fear: With pleasure!
JJ: Oh no, Fear just grabbed a table from under the ring, and is setting it up!
Max: You know what happens when you disrespect the Champ right? A few weeks ago Lisa said something about Fear, and paid the price. For those of you who don't remember...take a look at the TitanTron because this is going to happen to someone in the audience tonight!
BOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM
JJ: Oh my god, he can't be serious!
Fear: What the...I see that someone out there had the balls to make a "Fear Sucks" sign. So you think I suck huh! Well then why don't you just come on down here and tell me so...to my face.
JJ: No! This has never happened before. Fear is inviting a fan to come to the ring. Don't do it! It's just too dangerous! Wait a minute...he's climbing over the security wall. I can't believe it...IT'S... IT'S...RAGE!
GR: That there is one pissed off, loc'd out G.
JJ: I can't believe it, RAGE is back. He ran right by the announce table and picked up a chair. I wonder what he's going to do with...
JJ: Uh, nevermind. What a chair shot. Max is out cold. Oh, and Fear is pissed. He's telling Rage to bring it on!
JJ: They're locked together, wait a minute...Rage is setting up the powerbomb...
BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM
GR: Whoa G man just broke that fool off somein' furious! Ya know what I'm sayin?
JJ: Uh, actually, no I don't. Rage just put Fear through a table. I swear the whole building shook. Rage is back, and he's on top of the world!
RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE
JJ: Wait a minute, the cameras are getting a close up of Fear and...
JJ: My God...I can't believe it...He's Smiling...FEAR IS SMILING! Now he's getting up! Rage is celebrating, and doesn't see..RAGE, Turn around!
Crrrrrrrraaaaaasssssssh!
JJ: My God! In all of my years...that was the hardest chairshot I've ever seen. Rage is down, and will not be getting up...Wait a minute...HE'S GETTING UP! How the heck...
JJ: This is incredible folks. Rage is on his feet and...
Crrrrrrrraaaaaasssssssh!
GR: And now he is down!
JJ: NOOOOOOOOooooooooooo! Not again...he must be dead! Did you hear that sound? The sound of steel smashing into the human skull.
RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE
JJ: He's up again, by golly! And he's a bloody mess! Somebody do something , Fear must be stopped. Wait, here comes the police!
JJ: Oh thank God, the Boss called the police. I hope they hall that no good SOB Fear off to jail for what he's doing in the IWF. What do you think Grim...Rapper...Huh...?
Ed: There he is officers, take him away.
JJ: Hey! Wait a cotton pickin' minute...they're grabbing RAGE!
Ed: That's right officers, I want to press charges against Rage for trespassing, assault, destruction of property, and inciting a riot.
JJ: WHAT? That's business as usual around here. What about Fear? Oh no, Rage is cuffed and in the back of the car!
JJ: My god folks, Rage has been hauled away like a common criminal and is on his way to jail.
GR: Are they gone?
JJ: What is going to happen next? Who is going to stop Fear? Will anyone bail Rage out? Tune in next week folks!