JJ: Welcome back folks. Glad you can join us once again here at the IWF.
Max: Yeah, what's wrong with you people? Sicko's! That's what you all are!
JJ: Damn it Max, what has gotten into you?
Max: I don't know JJ. It's like nothing is making sense anymore. It must be the time of year with Halloween coming up and all...
JJ: Speaking of Halloween! Don't forget about our next HUGE pay-per-view event Halloween Holocaust. (Contact your local internet provider).
Max: I remember when I was I boy, and for Halloween I wanted to dress up like a...
JJ: And as a special offer for everyone who logs on to Halloween Holocaust you will have access to a special link to download a limited edition collection of IWF desktop ICON's. As our way of saying thanks for watching the show.
Max: But instead my sister made me dress up as a...
"Their coming to take me away ha ha. Their coming to take me away ho ho. He he, ha ha to the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time. And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their plain white coats and COMING TO TAKE ME AWAYYYYYYY! HA HA!"
JJ: What the hell is Larry doing here?
Max: What the hell was that theme song?
JJ: I thought they were playing that for you at first.
Max: Why? What do you mean?
JJ: The Last time we saw Larry he was driving off in the RAGEmobile. And now he's stand in the middle of the ring.
Max: Yeah, and Rage is Pissed! He loves that car almost as much as he love the IWF championship belt. Which is just a little less than how much he loves himself.
JJ: Well, both Rage and Fear are here tonight. I'm sure they are very interested in what Larry has to say.
Max: Well Larry, what do you have to say?
Larry: Thank you! Thank you very much. Uh, is this thing on. Testing. Testing. Me me me.
JJ: LARRY! You hoo.
Max: This guy has definity had one too many chair shots.
JJ: He's about to get another! Here comes Fear & Rage! Listen to that crowd!
Crowd: YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
JJ: Uh excuss me gentlemen, but if either one of you would like a chair, I can stand up for the rest of this broadcast.
Fear: Have a seat JJ, I don't want you to miss a thing! Alright you sonofabitch what did you do with the car?
Larry: Uh what car!
Rage: I'm done talking! I going to kill this silly bastard!
Max: That's the first thing he has said.
Fear: WHAT CAR? DID YOU JUST SAY WHAT CAR TO ME?
Larry: Look man! See it says "Look" on my shirt. He he, I love this shirt. All I remember is you got mad and uh power bombed me through a table. Uh, your not still mad at me are you?
JJ: Rage is climbing the ropes. It's elbow time!
Larry: No! I got scared. I woke up and saw a car, so I drove to the hospital, but I ended up at the emergency room. I guess I took a wrong turn. But I gave the car back. He said it was okay.
Fear: Who? Who did you give it back to?
Larry: The guy who owns it.
Rage: I own it you retard!
Fear: Last chance Larry! Who?
Larry: You know that guy, the champion. The IWF champion.
Rage: I am the IWF champion!
Fear: That's right, but when we get that belt back, we have a match to finish.
Rage: You got it pal!
JJ: HOLY MOLY! Fellas, take a look at the Mondo-Tron!
Larry: That's the guy. Thanks for letting me use your car mister.
BOOOOOOM!
JJ: Wow, what a double clothes line from Fear & Rage. Larry is out cold!
Rage: YOU! You! Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Fear: Where are you? You little chicken !
Hugh: Hello boys! Got a little surprise for you. Can we get wide shot of this?
Hugh: There we go. As you can see Rage, I'm at the wrecking yard. And at the controls is Pain. I believe you two have met. Consider this pay back for what you and Fear did to him the other day. In just a few minutes your car is going to be turned into a Rubic's Cube.
Rage: If you put one scratch on that car I'll..
Fear: Hey Man, it's a just a car. Hell we're IWF SuperStars, we can drive any cars we want. Pick one out, I'll buy it for you.
Hugh: Well there's more to it then that Fear. You see I have something else you two want. And if the cameraman can get a shot of it. It's sitting on the driver seat of the WIMPmobile.
Max: Oh No!
Fear & Rage: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Fear: Come on Hugh, don't do this!
Hugh: Hit the switch Pain!
Rage: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
JJ: Oh my God folk, it's the most aweful sound I ever heard.
Max: Your forgetting about the Neil & Bob's music.
JJ: The RAGEmobile and the glorious IWF championship belt is being crushed before our eye's. This is a sad sad day in the history of this great sport. Hugh is a mad man.
Hugh: There you have it. My finest work. Now no one is the IWF champion. There is no more belt. From now on it's personal. What we did today is nothing compared to what we are going to do to you two at Halloween Holocaust! We are going to crush you.
JJ: Ladies and gentlemen. I'm speechless. The RAGEmobile and the IWF championship belt has been crushed into a small cube. Fear & Rage have torn the ring apart and stomped out of here. No doubt to find Hugh & Pain. The intensity is mounting. Stay tune to see what happens next as these four warrior's prepare for battle at Halloween Holocaust!