(For Now, Anyways)
JJ: Welcome back to the IWF folks! Joining me at the announce table is Neal & B...
JJ: What the hell have you guys done to the IWF Arena?
Neil: Hey chill honey, we didn't do this.
Bob: Yeah, we're good but this looks faaaaabulous! This could only be the work of one person...
JJ: Oh wait a cotton pickin' minute. The IWF Arena has been transformed into The Martha Stewart Show. This must be another one of Fear's special guest appearances. Since becoming the champ he has been taking advantage of his status and has been going on every show that will have him, including Walker Texas Ranger! Okay, hold on to your lunch folks, the show is about to begin.
Martha: Hello and welcome to my show. I’m Martha Stewart and with me today is the IWF Heavyweight Champion Fear. How you doing Fear?
Fear: I’m just fine, thank you!
Martha: Okayyyy, we’ll get started here with making some of Fear’s favorite dishes. Let me guess, you like pancakes right?Fear: Now wait a minute Martha, that’s The Rock, not me. Let’s not go there, okay.
Fear: Hold on just a second Martha, this show isn’t about The Rock its about me. Now I don’t want to say it again. Cut the crap about The Rock and lets move on.
Martha: Why yes, of course. I’m sorry Rear...I mean Fear. Let’s go ahead and try to make some pies okay? Do you like Poontang pie?
Fear: Damn it Martha! What is it with you and The Rock? I’m Fear not the Rock!
Martha: Well last time I had him on my show I just couldn’t take my eyes off of him. He’s so damn cute and electrifying!!
Fear: Wait a damn minute I’m the meanest, the badest, the most electrifying human specimen on THIS planet Earth!
Fear: Just who the hell do you think you are? Did The Rock put to this? Is he here?
Martha: NO! The Rock is not here. I’m terribly sorry Fear. Ok lets do something different here. Let’s try to make some decorations.
Fear: Ok but this is your last chance. Anymore about The Rock and I’m going to slap you! Got it?
Martha: Understood. Let’s make some Easter eggs. Do you like Easter eggs Fear?
Fear: Why yes, of course.
Martha: Alright then, here’s one for you and one for me. Go ahead Fear and make any decoration you want on your egg and I’ll do one for mine. Let’s see what we come up with ok.
Martha: Alright Fear here’s my decoration.
Fear: What the F@#? A BRAHMA BULL?
Fear: Well here’s mine Martha.
Martha: Oh that’s me going through a table, how cute!
Fear: Yep, come on lets go!
Martha: NO! SOMEBODY HELP...
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
