A True Life Behind the Scenes Look at the IWF...kind of!
Ed: Welcome to the IWF 4th of July Company Picnic and Firework Show. This use to be a private party, but since you folks have been such great fans, we decided to invite all of you as well. So come on in and enjoy the party.
The Afrolites: Hey, we're going over to the cooler. Does anyone need something to drink?
Max: Yeah, I'll take a Juice!
Blender: Hey CalcGirl, great party huh? Give me a hug!
Rage: Hey Everybody!
Fear: Raaaage, hey bro you made it!
Rage: Hey Champ! You know I never miss the big company picnic. So, are you taking good care of my belt while I'm gone?
Fear & Rage: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fear: Wow look at all this food, this is awesome.
Rage: Oh Man, is that what I think it is?
Rage: YES! CalcGirl MADE POTATO SALAD! Fear, you got to try this man, it's the most electrifying potato salad on this planet Earth.
Fear: Dude, I'm already on thirds.
Blender: I don't think it's that great. The potato salad at Denny's is much better!
Rage: What's up with The Blender?
Fear: You know, he's in his usual Blender mood!
Blender: Hey ladies, it's great to see you. How bout one of my world famous hugs?
Phoebe: Hi Blender, actually, I would rather you...
Rosie: Okay Blender, you can let go now!
Marv: Ladies and Gentlemen, for your listening pleasure, the musical stylings of... Fear & the Steel Chair All-Stars!
Everyone: Yeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhh!
Fear: a ONE, a TWO. a ONE, TWO, THREE, HIT IT!
The All-Stars: Hurts so good! Come on baby make it hurt sooo good.
Blender: Ahhh, this is awful! Don't they know any Mozart?
Hugh: What the hell are you talking about? These guys ROCK! What do you think Nemesis?
Nemesis:
Hugh: Okay, nice talkin' to ya!
Grim Rapper: I don't know about Nemesis, but Larry sure seems to dig it. Hey everyone, check out Larry on the dance floor!
Everyone: Go Larry. Go Larry. Go - Go - Go - Go. Go Larry!
Blender: Turn it down! It's too loud!
JJ: Gosh darn it! Who the heck ate all the potato salad?
Pain: <burp>
Everyone: PAIN!
Pain: Opp, sorry! I couldn't help myself, that was the best potato salad I've ever had.
Blender: JJ, if you want potato salad, I could stop by Denny's and pick you up some.
JJ: Uhhh, no thanks I'll just...
The Masked Stranger: Hey JJ, would you like to try a Twinkie Dog?
JJ: Why yes, I would. Thank you very much! Hey...That's pretty damn good!
Sally: So CalcGirl, where is Lisa, I have not seen her around?
CalcGirl: You know, you're right! She said she might be a little late. I'll give her a call.
Blender: Oh there you are Sally. Come to The Blender!
Sally: Uh, you know what CalcGirl...I'll call Lisa myself. Later Blender.
Blender: Give me a hug CalcGirl!
CalcGirl: Dude, you already hugged me, besides you keep Dis'ing my sidedishes!
Blender: Awww come on, I miss my CalcGirl. You know I was just kidding. Your potato salad is just as good as Denny's.
Elder Young: LOOK...the fireworks are starting!
Everyone: Owwwwwwww
Everyone: Ahhhhhhhhhhh
Blender: Hey Everybody...I'm getting married!
Blender: These fireworks suck! I got something that's better than this crap!
Blind Willie: Come on Blender ease up okay? What are you planning to do?
Blender: I have 200 Piccolo Petes. I going to use my Blender powers to tie them together and light them all at the same time with one fuse.
The Protectors: Huh, Blender I don't think that's a good idea! Besides, it's a little stupid to...
Blender: Hey, I know what I'm doing. I do this every year. I'm the life of the party. Okay, here it goes!
Blender: Oh No, I forgot to...
BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM
CalcGirl: Now that's a firework show!
Ed: Okay gang, great party! I'll see you all back at the Arena in the morning for business as usual. So until next time folks...
Have a happy and safe 4th of July. From your friends at the
IWF
