JJ: Welcome back IWF fans! I know its been a while since we have been on the net. Lots going on in the IWF since the last time you seen our show. To begin with as you can see I have no co-commentator with me. Rumors have circulated as to who will be my next partner here in the IWF. All I know is..
BOOOOOMMMMMOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
JJ: What? It cant be. Can it be Fear? Its Fear! It doesn't look like him. It's his music though. Well folks I don't know what to say, uhhhh Fear is that you?
Fear: Yeah its me man.
JJ: Well you don't look the same. Your head is shaven, you have tattoos all over the place and your smokin' a cigarette. What's that in your other hand? Oh, let me also add that Fear also has a beer. What the hell is this?
Fear: JJ, man I’m your new IWF commentator.
JJ: Like hell you are, you are a wreck and I’m not going to work with you looking like that. What happened to your hair and muscles. Tell me Fear, do you plan on getting back into the ring?
Fear: Huh? Hold on JJ uhh, I need to light another cigarette. JJ, uhh I’m here to help and uhh, well you know..
JJ: What the hell happened to you Fear? You come onto the show halfway drunk smoking, and you look like you've been hit by a semi. Can you please explain what changed in your life to get you to this point?
Fear: Uhhmmmm, Yeah! Well it all started the night I lost both the IWF heavyweight and hardcore championship. That night as I was going to my hotel room I got to thinking. My life as a wrestler isn't really worth it anymore. Uhh, you know. So I went to my hotel room laid in bed for hours thinking you know. I got up and went to a strip joint had fun and then went to a bar. I began drinking and smoking with the boys and before you know it I was introduced to speed and coke. I spent several months after that pretty much partying. Dude I had the time of my life. I hooked up with my homie Snoop Doggy Dog and he introduced me to that good old Humboldt County weed! You know JJ, you’ve smoked it yourself.
JJ: Like hell!
Fear: Ummm...Uhhh...Anyways sorry I lost my train of thought for a minute. Where was I again?
JJ: You were smoking dope with the Dog...
Fear: Oh yeah, that's right. Well one day he took me to this joint. Its where all the homies hang out, just outside of Compton. We were raising the roof you know and chilling with the homies and things got out of control.
There was all kinds of drugs everywhere and tensions were getting high. This guy came up to me and said something and before you know it we started going at it.
I don't remember what all happened, but all I know is that I got my ass kicked really bad and wound up out in the alley, where I laid all hopeless bleeding and really unsure about my life.
JJ: So then what happened?
Fear: That's when Ed Gruberman drove up in a limosine and saw me helpless laying on the ground. He rolled down his window and asked me if I was Fear. I said yes. He asked me to get into the limo and we had a long conversation about my life. After I was done talking he said he had an offer for me to help me get out of this mess. He asked if I would want to help commentate with you . He had no one at the time and was really hurting for someone right away. So he made me an offer that I could not resist, and I said yes. So then he hooked me up with a hotel room and some money, the rest is history.
JJ: I cant believe I have to work with you. Mr. Gruberman never consulted with me first. This sucks!
Fear: Huh?
JJ: What, are you senile? This sucks, and you can kiss my ass!
Fear: Literally?
JJ: Fear your too doped up and druged out of your mind to understand what I’m talking about. Well IWF fans until next time I’m JJ Tough.
Fear: Buurp! Uhh, ummm.. I’m Fear, keep it hip to the real!
JJ: Huh? Uh, see you next time, and I promise you I will have some answers.