Max: Well JJ it looks like we have a dandy here tonight. We have Fear...
up against Larry...
in a tables match...
A no disqualification match, anything goes!
JJ: Man Max what a slobernocker this is going to be! Fear anxious to get back into action wants a piece of Larry bad! Alright folks lets take you into the action right away. It looks like they've started in the back by the locker rooms. Fans there are tables everywhere throughout the building! Fear now working Larry over. A big right hand and Larry is down. Here we go Larry up for a ride...
BOOM!
JJ: Power bomb right onto the table...
Man Max, Fear is serious here.
Max: Yeah JJ this is getting off to a good start!
JJ: Fear now dragging Larry out by the titan-tron. Picks up Larry. Oh man No it cant be! A power body slam off the stage onto a table! No Fear don't do it! Don't do it!
CRASH!!!
JJ: My god both men are down and are hurt badly! Neither one of them even making an effort to get up.
Max: Well what do you expect JJ. Would you get up after that?
JJ: Certainly not Max. Both men rattled here. Larry now being the first to get up. Picks up Fear, oh man ran him head first into the railing! Larry now setting up some tables here. He's working with a couple trying to set something up . Larry going to pick up Fear now. Oh no he's got Fear up into a suplex position! Oh man this ones going to leave a mark! Oh he turned it into a jackhammer right onto two tables! What a sensational move by Larry!
Max: That was totally awesome! Larry has the edge on this one! What could happen next!
JJ: Larry now with the edge here on Fear. Picks up Fear. Oh what a shot by Fear to the nuts!!
Max: That sumbitch cheater Fear!
JJ: Well Max its an anything goes match. You gotta do what you have to. For Fear he does whatever it takes to win period! Fear now getting Larry and they're both running to the ring. Irish whip..Oh man Larry going in head first into the steel steps! I think that might've been one too many shots to the head for Larry. Fear now getting a couple of tables underneath the ring. He's setting up tables on top of each other. What is that red can for. Oh man that's gasoline! Fear is going to light the tables on fire! Here we go! Man look at those flames Max!
Max: I don't know about you but I'm feeling pretty hot right now JJ!
JJ: Fear now putting Larry on the top rope. Oh man Fear is going to suplex Larry onto the flaming tables! What a sadistic thing.
CRASH!!!
JJ: Oh my god both men are on top of burning tables. Somebody get some help out here! Fear is rolling over and Larry is unconscious burning in those flames! Fear is hurt Max. Larry could be paralyzed. The EMT's are here.
Max: Oh thank God. As you can from our camera outside the Arena, Fear and Larry are in the ambulance and are on their way to the local hospital.
JJ: GOOD GOD OH MIGHTY!!! I can't believe it! The ambulance is being driven by Huge! That no good SOB, where is he taking Fear and Larry. For the love of God, somebody please stop him!
Max: We gotta go folks. We'll give you an update on their condition next week!