THE MUMMY ~ FAVORITE QUOTES

Evy: They take out your heart as well. Oh, do you want to know how they take out your brains?

Jonathan: Evy, I don't think we need to know this.

Evy: They take a sharp, red-hot poker, stuff it up your nose, scramble things about a bit and rip it all out through your nostrils.

Rick: Ow, that's gotta hurt!

Evy: It's called mummification. You'd be dead when they do this.

Rick: If I don't make it out of here, don't put me down for mummification.

Evy: Look, I -- I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter, Mr. O'Connell! But I am proud of what I am!

Rick: And what is that?

Evy: I... am a librarian!

[After a shipwreck.] Beni: Hey O'Connell! Looks to me like we've got all the horses!

Rick: Hey Beni! Looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the river!

Beni: Much better to be the right hand of the devil than to be in his path.

Hangman: Any last requests?

Rick: Yeah, loosen the knot and let me go.

Rick: I've been to Hamunaptra.

Evy: You swear?

Rick: Every damn day.

[After a mysterious wind blows up for the umpteenth time.]

Rick: That happens a lot around here

Winston: So what does your little problem have to do with His Majesty's Air Force

Rick: Not a damn thing!

Winston: Is it dangerous?

Rick: Well, you probably won't live through it.

Winston: By Jove, do you really think so?

Jonathan: Well, everyone else we've bumped into has died. Why not you?

Evy: You know, nasty little men like yourself always get their come-uppances.

Beni: They do?

Evy: Got any bright ideas?

Rick: I'm thinkin,I'm thinkin

Evy: You better hurry. Because if he turns me into a mummy, you're the first one I'm coming after.

Evy: You lied to me!

Jonathan: I lie to everyone. What makes you so special?

Evy: I am your sister!

Jonathan: Yes, that just makes you more gullible!

Rick: I only gamble with my life, never my money.

Rick: Can you swim?

Evy: Well of course I can swim if the occasion calls for it.

Rick: [throwing her overboard] Trust me, it calls for it!

Evy: [drunk] You're wondering what a place like me is doing in a girl like this.

[Upon opening the tomb]

Evy: I've dreamt about this since I was a little girl.

Rick: You dream about dead guys?

Winston: What's the mission?

Rick: Rescue the damsel in distress, kill the bad guy, save the world.

Winston(laughing) Well then! Winston Havelock at your service sir! Ha Ha!

Mr. Henderson: Get me a shot of bourbon, and a glass of bourbon, and a bourbon chaser.

Mr. Daniels: Yeah Yeah I'll get your damn bourbon!

Evy: Um, by the way, why did you kiss me?

Rick: I don't know, I was about to be hanged, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Rick: Well if it ain't my little buddy Beni. I think I'll kill you.

Beni: Think of my children!

Rick: You don't have any children

Beni: Someday I might.

Rick: So what's the scam Beni? You take them out into the middle of the desert and then you leave 'em to rot?

Beni: Unfortunately, no. These Americans are smart. They pay me only half now, half when I get them back to Cairo, so this time I must go all the way.

Rick: Them's the breaks, huh?

Rick: That's called "stealing," you know.

Evy: According to you and my brother it's called "borrowing."

The Curator: We are part of an ancient secret society. For three thousand years we have guarded the City of the Dead. We are sworn at manhood to do anything and everything in our power to stop the High Priest Imhotep from ever being reborn into this world.

Ardeth Bay: Now, thanks to you, we have failed.

Evy: And you think that justifies the killing of innocent people?

The Curator: To stop this creature? Let me think...

The Curator, Ardeth Bay: YES!

Rick: You're gonna get yours, Beni! You're gonna get yours!

Beni: Oh, like I've never heard THAT before!

Rick: Sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.

Evy: The only thing that scares me, Mr. O'Connell, are your manners.

Evy:(sing-song voice) Patience is a virtue.

Rick: Not right now it isn't.

Rick:(upon finding the book of the dead)You sure you wanna be playing around with that thing?

Evy: It's only a book. No harm ever came from reading a book.

Beni: Prince Imhotep thanks you for your hospitality... and for your eyes... and for your tongue... but I'm afraid more is needed.

Jonathan: EVY! I CAN'T FIGURE OUT THIS LAST SYMBOL!

Evy:(while running from Anck-su-namun's living corpse): What's it look like?!

Jonathan:(flapping his arm) A... a bird! A stork!

Evy:(getting caught around the throat) A...A...A...meniphous!

Jonathan: Oh yes! I see

Beni: As long as I serve him, I am immune.

Rick: Immune from what?

Beni: Piszkas allat.

Rick: What did you say?

Beni: I don't want to tell you. You'll just hurt me some more.

Evy:(upon hearing an odd noise in the back of the library) Abdul?....Mohamed?....Bob?

(On the flaming, sinking, ship)

Warren: O'Connell! What are we going to do?! What are we going to do?!

Rick: WAIT HERE! I'LL GO GET HELP! *Rick jumps off the side of the ship*

(on flaming, sinking ship, Jonathan runs on deck, holding the key... he sees the Americans lined up shooting people)

Jonathan: Americans...

(A man on fire moves to attack Jonathan, Mr. Henderson shoots the man dead)

Jonathan: I say! BLOODY good show chaps! And did I panic? *tossing the key* I think not!

(An explosion goes off, off screen and Jonathan jumps, screaming)

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