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Friendship...is not something you learn in school, but if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really
haven't learned anything.
-Muhammad Ali
A woman goes to her boyfriends' parent'house for Easter dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family, and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is begining to feel a little discomfort thanks to her nervousness and the broccli cassarole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decided to releive herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be embarrased, her boyfriends' father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the womans chair, and said in a rather stern voice ;SKIPPY!
The woman thought. This is great! and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was begining to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer rrrrriiippp. The father again looked at the dog and yelled Dammit Skippy! Once again the woman smiled and thought Yes! A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Once again,the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled Dammit Skippy, get away from her,before she shits on you!
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