QUOTES
"I think they're supper funny but you would never hear me talking like them.  If I feel like being a potty mouth in the privacy of my own home, I will.  I just don't have it in me to do it in front of ten thousand strangers."  (on mark and tom's sick jokes)

"My dad was kind of like the hardheaded blue-collar guy who says you have to work fifty hours a week."

"On her deathbed, my mom told me to keep on playing music, to go for my dreams.  That's pretty much why I kept on doing it."

"I was always around little babies, it was rad."  (on his mom baby-sitting local kids).

"I've never been one to party on tour.  When all the other bands are going out after the show, I'm sitting in a room practicing.  I feel guilty if I don't, like i'm taking everything for granted."

"I guess i'm the serious one."

"Are you saying you never dyed your hair, Mr. Purple hair?" (to Mark).

"I've been playing drums since I was four but I didn't get serious till I was about 12, but I had the same drum set till I was 15."

"Whose beer is this?"

Credit:  Teen People, The Urethra Chronicles