The problem with most women is that they get all excited about nothing and then marry him.
Cher (b1946)

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry (1885-1957)

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
Mark Twain (1835-1910)

There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved.
George Sands (1804-1876)

There is no remedy for love than to love more.
Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)

"There are only four questions of value in life, Don Octavio.
What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made?
What is worth living for? What is worth dying for?
The answer to each is the same. Only love."
From the film Don Juan DeMarco (1995)

If you want to be loved, love and be lovable.
Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)

l haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her!
Ken Dodd (b1927)

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind...
William Shakespeare (1564-1616)

The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can never end.
Benjamin Disraeli (1804-1881)

Love is the joy of the good, the wonder of the wise, the amazement of the Gods.
Plato (c.428-348 BC)

Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.
Robert Browning (1812-1889)

I married beneath me, all women do!
Lady Nancy Astor (1879-1964)

Spice a dish with love and it pleases every palate.
Plautus (c.254-184 BC)

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life; that word is love.
Sophocles (c496-406 BC)

A successful man is one who can make more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana Turner (b1920)

When you're young, you think of marriage as a train you simply have to catch.
You run and run until you've caught it, and then you sit back and look out of
the window and realise you're bored!
Elizabeth Bowen (1899-1973)

Take it from me, marriage isn't a word, it's a sentance!
Vidor King (1895-1982)

The only gift is a portion of thyself.
Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)

An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie (1891-1975)

Love those who love you.
Voltaire (1694-1778)

Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but looking outward in the same direction.
Antoine de Saint-Exupery (1900-1944)

You are always new, The last of your kisses was ever the sweetest.
John Keats (1795-1821)

Never love unless you can bear with all the faults of man!
Thomas Campion (1567-1620)

And all for love, and nothing for reward.
Edmund Spenser (1552-1599)

Drinking when we are not thirsty and making love at all seasons,
madam: that is all there is to distinguish us from other animals.
Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais (1732-1799)

If music be the food of love, play on...
William Shakespeare (1564-1616)

God is Love - I dare say. But what a mischievous devil Love is!
Samuel Butler (1612-1680)

If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love.
Michel de Montaigne (1533-1592)

I love thee like puddings; if thou wert pie I'd eat thee.
John Ray (1627-1705)