My Really Bad Life Story

 

 

When I was about three years old (and living in Bonita springs) there was a broken window that I would always play around, and my mom, Amy would always say to me "Ben don’t play around that darn window, you’ll cut your fingers off!" While slapping my hand away from the window. I would cry to her and say "I know!" in a real obnoxious whine of pain while grasping my hand. Little did I know my self-fulfilling prophecy would soon come true? The next day while playing around the broken window, it suddenly came down really quick on my finger. I screamed horrendously, "AHHHHHHH!" My mom said, "Oh my god, Ben what the heck happened to you?" "I cut my FINGER!" I shrieked, with tears streaming down my cheeks. Well… my mom called the hospital and we where speeding down the road with me screaming in the ambulance all the way.

Ever wound why I’m so weird. Well… it all stared when I was 5 years old when my mom took me to go see the mask (my favorite movie.) and I was never the same, just think I used to be normal! Wow can you believe it? I cant. Jim Carrie is one of my favorite actors, and he has changed in so many ways too. I’ve seen all of his movies at least